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Hoofing

verb: The act of sexual relations so vile is cannot be described by any specific noun, or group of nouns. It is generally used in conjunction with rape, though is not limited to recreation. Usually a horse is involved but could also refer to animals of any species or a less than desireable woman or man.
Example 1: I was in at the Police station last night, and while I was sleeping in my cell and a large burly man proceeded to hoof me.

Example 2: My child is a product of hoofing,
by Lutheran Hoofer February 6, 2012
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hoof

adj. A Oklahoma way to say wack, or trash. Used as a way to express something being "played out...

Opposite of tight
"Not you got on them old Jordans, that's so hoof."
"P-unit is a hoof gang on da norf side."
"Hard in da paint like Carmelo= hoof.... Hard in the paint like AI= tight
by The cherry 1! August 8, 2005
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hoof

A verb to describe the smoking of marijuana.
I love to hoof a fat joint the moment I wake up.
by Dan Fox June 24, 2003
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hoof

A clumsy girl that is known to trip over magazine racks, up the stairs, and anything of that sort.
by ooh_goodness April 13, 2008
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hoof

To inhale from a smoking device.
"Here John, i'm not sure I want to clear this bong." "Mate, fuck up and just hoof it."
"Where were you Decky?" "Me and Steeko were out the back hoofin lungs."
by pb__ January 18, 2015
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hoof

"Hoof" or "to hoof"
To beat up, or inflict damage on another person or their property.

Used widely throughout south west England
"Let's go hoof em up"
"That pikey got hoofed up"
by The Friar January 12, 2008
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hoof

derogative term used to describe bitches with dirty breasts
wow jane you fuckin hoof heffer go eat poopnugget
by billy bob blow job October 1, 2003
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