A hobby one practices every time he/she is high in the aim of perfecting said hobby and getting something productive done while stoned.
Guy 1: Hey man, I didn't know you knew how to weave baskets
Girl: Yea, It's my high hobby, I just practice every time I'm stoned, I'm getting pretty good at it actually.
Girl: Yea, It's my high hobby, I just practice every time I'm stoned, I'm getting pretty good at it actually.
by prezrez January 4, 2011
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A feeling of helplessnes in situations for yourself as well as others, such as a failed relationship, failing a test, or just feeling a bit shit.
by BSeev July 6, 2010
Get the hoob a hoo mug.1) A fake job, a job that doesn't offer real financial support or stability, a job that is essentially a career in appearance only. a job for the gram (IG). 2) Frivolous employment. 3) A spoiled or rich girls day job.
4)A job that is actually fucking around with a hobby, but in reality is just a charade to make it appear that they're doing something with their life.
4)A job that is actually fucking around with a hobby, but in reality is just a charade to make it appear that they're doing something with their life.
Anne: Did you hear Maggie got her real estate license? Melony: She just needed a hobby job so that her parents would keep paying her rent while she partied in the city, she'll eventually have to move back home to Oregon after shes all burned out and fucked half of the city's tinder guys and then reality will slowly set in.
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Dick-eating is such a 2022 term. Now, we call it hobby lobby sloppy toppy, since they are munching so hard they need a different hobby.
It can also be used for really good head as well.
Dick-eating is such a 2022 term. Now, we call it hobby lobby sloppy toppy, since they are munching so hard they need a different hobby.
It can also be used for really good head as well.
Damn, my manager is giving me the hardest hobby lobby sloppy toppy right now.
My girlfriend Laura gave me the best hobby lobby sloppy toppy last night.
My girlfriend Laura gave me the best hobby lobby sloppy toppy last night.
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n.
I.
1. A toy horse, usually comprised of a figure of a horse's head attached to a stick.
2. A toy horse that, via various mechanics, stimulate the riding of a horse through rocking.
(Etymology I- Derived possibly from the "'Obby 'Oss", an English folk tradition wherein Morris Dancers dress as horses, which, in itself, is probably derived from the IRISH HOBBY, a breed of horse, now extinct, that the "'Obby 'Oss" was probably made to resemble)
II.
1. A favourite topic.
(Possibly from Lawrence Sterne's "Tristram Shandy", who uses it, quite frequently, in the third sense)
III.
1. A female of loose virtue and even looser undergarments, a woman who is 'easy to get', a lady who uses sex as a means of earning legal tender. See Prostitute, loose woman, and strumpet.
(Derived from def. I, 'a toy horse', she can be 'ridden' by all)
n.
I.
1. A toy horse, usually comprised of a figure of a horse's head attached to a stick.
2. A toy horse that, via various mechanics, stimulate the riding of a horse through rocking.
(Etymology I- Derived possibly from the "'Obby 'Oss", an English folk tradition wherein Morris Dancers dress as horses, which, in itself, is probably derived from the IRISH HOBBY, a breed of horse, now extinct, that the "'Obby 'Oss" was probably made to resemble)
II.
1. A favourite topic.
(Possibly from Lawrence Sterne's "Tristram Shandy", who uses it, quite frequently, in the third sense)
III.
1. A female of loose virtue and even looser undergarments, a woman who is 'easy to get', a lady who uses sex as a means of earning legal tender. See Prostitute, loose woman, and strumpet.
(Derived from def. I, 'a toy horse', she can be 'ridden' by all)
I.
"And Yung Matthais riden oot to Banbery Cross atop his Hobbi-Horse sted..."
John of Ingelwit, 1503
II.
"Almost every person hath some Hobby Horse or other wherein he prides himself"
Sir Matthew Hale-1676
III.
"Nay, if you come to that, Sir, have not the wisest of men in all ages, not excepting Solomon himself- have they not their Hobby Horses..."
Laurence Sterne-1760
"And Yung Matthais riden oot to Banbery Cross atop his Hobbi-Horse sted..."
John of Ingelwit, 1503
II.
"Almost every person hath some Hobby Horse or other wherein he prides himself"
Sir Matthew Hale-1676
III.
"Nay, if you come to that, Sir, have not the wisest of men in all ages, not excepting Solomon himself- have they not their Hobby Horses..."
Laurence Sterne-1760
by Mr Horance Toffinton, Esq. September 5, 2010
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