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Honky smack

Trashy white boy culture, such as weebism, incelism, extremely unrealistic and ridiculously kinky porn, or mumble rap.
Janice: Hey hon I’m home! What’re you doing?

Terry: Yeah I love rule 34 and Soundcloud you bitch ass female fuck me right now whorish cunt!!! YOU. OWE. ME. SEX.

Janice: That’s a whole load of honky smack. Fuck this I’m moving into a crackhouse.
by BLURPYDURRNURRRF August 28, 2020
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Porch Honkey

Lazy white people that sit on the porch in rocking chairs
John look at those porch honkeys drinking pbr
by redneck101 November 20, 2013
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Honkey Whispering Pickaninny

If you know what a honkey whisperer is and you know what a Pickaninny is? This has "what you talkin bout Willis" all over it!

A Honkey Whispering Pickaninny is a small version of a a Honkey Whisperer!
Emmanuelle Louis was the best Honkey Whispering Pickaninny that ever graced a camera!
by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 3, 2016
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honkey ho

When a white woman knowingly sleeps with a black man that is married or in a relationship.
Did you hear that Tanisha called off the wedding she caught her man with a HONKEY HO
by J TIZZLE October 26, 2012
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honkachee

When a person's penis is bent or curved in any direction.
Wow Billy Jo you sure do have quite the honkachee there!
by don anderson August 23, 2007
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honkey tonking

Redneck slang for going to the bar and having a good time.
"We'll go honkey tonking 'round this town" -Hank Williams Sr.
by Voneville September 7, 2005
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honkey

derogatory noun for a white person

Several definitions provided for honkey/honky can be reconciled considering the likely subversive evolution of this term. The African slave pidgin term 'xong' for red ears is the deep origin. (The ring of truth for how white ears behave under the African sun is almost ineluctible.)

'Red-ears/honk-ears' would emerge immediately into slave's cant upon arrival to America, eventually morphing into 'honky/honkey'.

Definitions involving geese-voices or horse-donkeys are probably spontaneous inventions of users unaware of the word's original meaning. Through this process, by the time automobiles became popular 'honkey' had already become more a derogatory adjective/adverb for anything white rather than a noun for a white person -- white music = honkey music, white attituded = honkey attitude etc. Use of car horns to call prostitutes represented the first time blacks publicly applied the term to white people, much amused by whitey's failure to grasp that its real meaning was everything uptight, false, crappy, etc. whitey had ever done to black people. And now the term had the added richness of incorporating sexual inadequacy to the list of honkey attributes (premised on the prostitutes' experience with their white clients.)

So, basically, when used in its full epithetical sense, 'honkey' means a shitty human being with a small dick that doesn't work.
Bill O'Reilly is a honkey.

'Loogit Bill O'Reilly, flappin' dem bigass honkey-red ears!'
by Figleaf23 November 26, 2009
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