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homogenized milk

Typical milk consists of fat globules suspended in a nutrient solution. These globules of butterfat will separate easily from the milk - they float to the top of the solution, as what we commonly call cream. The left over liquid is skim milk.

With homogenized mlik, one shoots the milk through a really fine nozzle to break up the fat globules. As a result, the butterfat does not rise to the top and the milk is creamier - this process is called homogenization.
Person 1: Dude, what's up with this milk? It tastes really creamy!
Person 2: Well, my good friend, that's because the milk has been homogenized - it's homogenized milk! The cream that is normally taken out of milk to create skim milk is mixed back in, resulting in this tastey treat!
Person 1: Oh, I see! It tastes so good!
by Colin Cole July 30, 2008
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Homogenius

A rare species of humans that belong to the Homo genus. Homogeniuses are far more intelligent, superior, and good looking then their cousins, the homo sapiens. It is said that there are only a few hundred homogeniuses left in the world. Homogeniuses usually keep to themselves and blend in with the homo sapiens around them, only revealing their true selves to fellow homogeniuses.
Albert Einstein, Abraham Lincoln, and Alexander the Great were all secretly homogeniuses.

Brian: Hey Hans what'd you get on your algebra quiz?
Hans: A+ what else?
Brian: Damn, you must be a homogenius!
Hans: Haha nah, I wish!
by Bleng December 6, 2011
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Homotei

The art of gay martial arts. Founded in 2005 by Jeff M in Toronto.
As with all martial arts, one must warn their attacker three times before use of force.

"Please stop. I know Homotei!
Please stop. I know Homotei!!
Please stop. I know HOMOTEI!!!"
by Rob Chang August 12, 2006
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homobesity

Person 1: "Who's that guy with the skinny jeans and the muffintop?"

Person 2: "That's my friend who has homobesity!"
by obese fred July 27, 2010
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Homobestiality

A further classification of bestiality; wherein a human has intercourse with an animal - of the same gender, making it both perverse, and gay...

...Oh, the humanity.
After a night of binge drinking and heavy cocaine use, John was found committing an act of homobestiality with Spike, the neighbor's Rottweiler.
by dingdongthong December 17, 2010
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Homoie

An acquaintance from one's gay neighborhood, a member of one's gay peer group or gang; not to be confused with individuals of one's actual neighborhood or

town irrespective of sexual preference. Generally male. See also 'Bromoie'.
Mike: 'Bruh...who was THAT little biscuit putting the chat on you at brunch?"

Other Mike: "Him? Oh that was my Homoie Steve from back in the Cedar Springs hoe days.
by ThugGuzzler February 1, 2021
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Homogenized

Person: The "New" Mario games are being homogenized
by makos February 18, 2019
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