Homemade whoopie cushion

Blow into ones pussy and push on stomach to queef.

I made my girl a homemade whoopie cushion

by IMAaceU888 April 23, 2021

Homemade whorechata

Homemade whorechata is when you cum in a girls mouth and then you sprinkle some cinnamon in her mouth and make her drink it

“Hey Ed thanks for the homemade whorechata, this was your best batch”

by PimpdadddyC June 6, 2021

homemade sock

A piece of fabric that can do anything it can even suck ya dick

You see my friend John right there?
He's been wearing a homemade sock on his cock lately.
Pretty weird.

by ANOTHER PERSON ON THE INTERNET November 2, 2021

Homemade Oreo

When you jizz in your partners tits and smoosh them together.

Last night Aniya and I made a Homemade Oreo

by BigShik November 7, 2022

homemade chapstick

a greasy wax-like mixture of dead skin, sweat, grease, dirt,lint, etc... that collects in a persons butt crack after not bathing for a while.

supposedly it can be used as lip balm for dry lips due to its oily/greasy texture and content.

my lips were hurting real bad, so i had to use some of my homemade chapstick

by t.v.saiditwasok December 30, 2008

homemade yogurt

(n.) Ejaculate; Semen

I've got a batch of homemade yogurt for me lady.

by Shaz-bot September 6, 2005

Homemade Scotch Egg

A sexual activity. Either;

1) Intercourse in an area which is so dirty, participants become coated in the surrounded filth and so are 'breadcrumbed'.

2) A manouevre similar in idea to the "Superman" in that a male masturbates and ejaculates onto his partners back whilst his partner is sleeping, and then affixes 'breadcrumbs' to the sticky patch he has created.

Homemade Scotch Egg? That sounds like some kind of euphemism....

by DJhero January 25, 2011