Go Full Faleena Hopkins

To overreach so badly and stupidly that literally everyone, even your former friends, distance themselves from you, then whining and claiming to be a victim when the inevitable backlash occurs.

Named after romance author Faleena Hopkins when she made international headlines for trademarking the word "Cocky" and threatening anyone who used the word in their book titles.

Private Jones went full Faleena Hopkins when he tried to fire and court martial all the generals in his chain of command when the canteen running out of pudding. I hear he's still claming that being denied pudding makes the President guilty of treason. You have to be pretty cocky to go full Faleena Hopkins.

by flakingnapstich June 4, 2018

Johns Hopkins

Johns Hopkins is an elite East Coast University that is summed up by three words: competition, ambition, and dedication. Students here display all of these qualities, for the most part. There are lots of “elite” private school people, but there’s also a lot of public school grads. People are usually studying or doing research 24/7 but there are decent parties every now and then if you roll with the right crew. Frat parties are pretty lame unless you are a brother or a groupie ho. Off campus parties are usually the best, although late at night people sometimes complain that they wish they had gone to state school, because it is easier to get good grades there, not to mention the better looking people who are more willing to hook up with you. Most people don’t get into long-term relationships. There is a profound lack of hot girls here. “Hopkins goggles” refers to people getting used to the ugly people at Hopkins, and eventually finding somewhat unattractive people attractive after being disconnected from the real world for long periods of time. Fortunately this effect wears off quickly if visit places like NYC or LA. However, you can still have a good time at Hopkins and get some decent hookups if you make good use of your time here. Engineers make fun of “Arts and Crafts” people due their supposed lack of hard work. Our lacrosse team rocks! We won the national championship in 2005! Lacrosse games are one of the few places/times where people show school spirit.

Baltimore is a city that has a bad rep, but it is actually a decent place. Rent is cheap, there are lots of bars and clubs to go to, and Towson Town Center is an awesome mall. Just be sure to protect yourself by locking your doors 24/7 and not going into bad areas late at night.

JHU students are very diverse in background. Most of them are slightly nerdy but pretty cool. Everyone here makes good friends, and many make lifelong friends here.

Most people want to go to med school, but you can do pretty much anything you want if you spend your 4 years here wisely.

Last but not least, JHU is a very difficult school. Everyone here works very hard and sacrifices, to some extent, an easier life to come here. But hey, it’s all worth it in the long run right? :)

-jhu alumni ‘05

Typical Johns Hopkins student: study and do research 24/7 for 4 years, then go to med school, grad school, or some high-paying entry level job.

by jhualumni2005 October 28, 2005

Hopkins

Quite possible the most amazing prep school in the world.
-goegeous new england campus
-brilliant teachers
-small student body
-everything that anyboday would ever want in a prep school

Although it is considered the underdog to its rivals (seeing as though it is only a day school) Hopkins is AMAZING

S: I didnt get into Hopkins.
P: No one gets into Hopkins. Its to good.
H: HAHAHAHAH i did. Cuz im brilliant...

by ILUVHOP January 2, 2010

THE HOPKINS

a large, yet sneaky woman that disappears in random intervals, but is somehow ALWAYS THERE and WATCHING YOU.

the HOPKINS was gone but Diana knew she was watchin'.

by Hannah <(^^)> March 31, 2008

Johns Hopkins

A distinguished and academically-driven university located in Baltimore. One of the hardest universities to get into as an undergraduate, and people who are rejected from the Ivies usually end up here; ranked in the top 13 in the country, typically. Also has the best lacrosse team in the nation, which has remained at #1 consistently throughout the years.

Student: Where are you going to school?
Student 2: JH.
Student: I hear that all you do there is work 24/7. Have fun at that fag school!
Student 2: Where are you going?
Student: Ummm...UMass.
Student 2: Really. Good luck with that.
Student: :::cries:::

by Blackbaron April 20, 2004

johns hopkins

a place where u pay 50,000 dollars a year to be miserable

Hey, don't you go to Johns Hopkins?
Nah, I decided they have to pay me next year to come back.

by firstlegend0208 May 11, 2009

hopkins

A school where you can get the best education in the country. Founded in 1660! Near Yale. Many rich children go there.

Hopkins has a Lovely campus which is located on a hillside.

by Sarahhhhhhhh phh May 10, 2006