HOEDY

HOEDY - a noob that fails at life. He can be found lurking at 12chan.org or SYI's IRC channel. It's best to stay away from this creep, as he just keeps saying "needs moar cp".

(01:28:19) (+HOEDY) I NEED MOAR CP OMGZ!!1!!

by Rosss December 8, 2007

Hoely Grail

The final frontier of every man's dreams. A vast endless land prospering with loose females; usually under the influence of alcohol or narcotics.

- " Dude, there are so many bitties at this party."
- " My quest for the Hoely Grail is complete!"

by Lukerative June 11, 2012

hoey hoe

Someone who is to be considered a fun to be with friend but acts like a hoe, but he/she is not a real hoe.

1) Hey Shiann, how is my favorite hoey hoe today? 2) The guy over thier acts like a hoey hoe

by The Admin Of Hoey Hoes November 1, 2013

Hoery

When a person who is a hoe is committing an act of being a hoe by manipulating someone and you need to describe that person; like a form of witchery

Girl I have never seen that much hoery in one profile.

She must study hoery at school

by Girl I ain't playing April 3, 2017

hecyg

Huge Elephants Crushing Your Grapes

Used to describe vast amounts of man-pain.

You suck. I hope you get HECYG.

by shuma December 26, 2006

hoey joey

A hoey joey is a hoe. He is somebody who loves clowns, and loves a good time. If those two things are together...its even better. They are very perverted and constantly saying "thats what she said" or "your mom" to everything, no matter how much sense it makes or if he was even being talked to. And lastly, his favorite number of all time is 69. He would 69 every second of the day if somebody let him.

1) random person: are you doing this or am i?
hoey joey: thats what she said!!!
2) hoey joey: your a clown
3) random person 1: what'd u do last night?
random person 2: o nothing much...
hoey joey: i did your mom last night.
4) hoey joey: who wants to 69 right now?? anybody??

by mcejj June 16, 2008

Hoecrastination

When you're not particularly enthusiastic about meeting up with a particular girl (often loose/slutty) you feel indifferent to, and therefore beat around the bush and put it off, with the only thing keeping you thinking about it is the prospect of sex.

Male 1: "Have you seen that girl since you banged her out?"

Male 2: "Nah, I can't be bothered"

Male 3: " Just bang her again dude, it's hoecrastination if you don't and you know it's gonna happen eventually."

by Layin_down_the_laur August 14, 2009