Troll-Hogging

A act done by groups of unscrupulous men. A party of 3 or more go out with the intent of picking up fat ugly women. Most often done as a competition, or in the labeling of a previous nights one night stands.

Dude, I think matt won the troll-hogging competition. Did you see the one he brought home last night.

by Big-N-Short April 10, 2010

hogging

To get on some who is overweight or more basically, have sex with a fat person.

"That fat dude over there bought me this drink and I may get drunk but all I know is I aint goin hoggin'!!"

by No Money G June 29, 2004

Hedging

Within gaming, notably First Person Shooters (FPS), to end one's life using explosives in a sacrificial yet joyful manner. And example of this is running up to an enemy and throw an explosive at both of your feet. The resulting explosion kills you both.

The original origin of the term comes from the novel series "Malazan Book of the Fallen" by Steven Erikson. Within the story, one of the sappers (or combat engineer) uses a 'cusser', which is an extremely explosive alchemical clay ball to save his squad and kill an enemy demon by running up to it and throwing it at the ground.

The act is only half of the process. One must be excited, or jubilant, possibly uttering a celebratory cry of triumph.

-"My strategy is simply to run in and hedge like a madman"

-"The guy suddenly ran at me and hedged us both to smitherines"

-"What the crap, who's the hedger?"

-"Thats it, I'm hedging!"

by AmadeusOblivion February 8, 2013

Ground-hogging

Similar to "prairie-dogging": When a turd leaves it's nest, sees it's shadow, and runs back in. This is a precursor to the "turtle-head", and should not be taken lightly. Short yet expedited steps in the direction of the nearest toilet facility are recommended immediately. A post-evac check of the surrounding areas will signal a possible 6 week extension of gastrointestinal discomfort.

Jay- "dude its like the stage before ... like its not prairie dogging yet...its like right before that."

Greg- "Oh! So its ground-hogging ! It popped out saw its shadow and ran back up in there."

by Klamakazi February 18, 2010

Hogging

When your roomate/gf/neighbor uses a torrent/downloader and runs 100+ tasks/downloads and takes up all your bandwidth so you can barely even load web pages game or youtube

example 1- My gf was hogging downloading every movie off the internet at once and i couldnt even load a single youtube video shes is a bandwith bandit

example 2- I tell my roomate im gonna go hoggin which is also a term which means your gonna go bag fatties but he knows im gonna download like a maniac so he has to relax and not game for a few hours and not get upset about the poor download speeds he will get

by Finalfire1337X July 19, 2012

going hogging

To cruise around and find a fat girl to fuck for the night, and when you have that big old ass booted you are going hogging

friend1: I sure would like some big ass tonight
friend2: Well we are going hogging to find us some big ass to poke.

by krowe October 4, 2006

hogging

Hogging is an actual rodeo style competion where contestants must stay inside (doggy style) of a fat girl for a full eight seconds. The clock starts only after your friends burst into the room via the door or closet and then procede to turn on the lights and start making pig calls (zoo zoo zooooie). The rider may hold on to her hair or even a sweaty roll of lard and flesh. This is very hilarious if you document it with video! Proof that you deserve to wear a fajita plate as a belt buckle. Happy riding buckaroos.

I was hogging this girl that resembled a manatee and only lasted 5.6 seconds. I couldn't help it she bucked free. Lane Frost is rolling over in his grave.

by Liberater of Libations August 14, 2006