hoba

A word for the female version of a hobo.

Check out the ratty dress on that hoba!

by Beth & David May 6, 2005

Calvin and Hobbes

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Calvin and Hobbes is The Best Comic EVER!

by Seaguls Of Santa!!! October 12, 2008

hobbitual sex offender

One who screws not only someone who is too young,but also really really short.

Eli:Did you hear? Chads having sex with that 4'1" 17 year old again.

Daniel:He's such a Hobbitual Sex offender.

by It's Eli Dawg! April 30, 2010

king of hobbies

someone who does many hobbies. Not necessarily well.

The title is always self-proclaimed, much to the amusement of everyone else.

K.O.H - "I do so much stuff! I'm the King Of Hobbies!"

by OfficeShoes January 3, 2011

Hobation

If someone is found guilty of being a ho then they are placed on hobation. The amount of time spent on hobation is to be determined by the impromptu court of hoes.

Alex: Sarah are those the booty shorts you wore to the dance last night?
Sarah: Yeah! Aren't they tiny?
Alex: They sure are. I bet you weren't wearing them for long!
Phil: Is that a hair stuck in the crotch zipper?
Sarah: Maybe..


HOBATION!

by Cumdance Kid March 6, 2009

hobbit bob

Getting head from a person or animal who most likely has hair on their feet, and who most definitely, is short.

Man, last night I got a wicked hobbit bob from that gymnast, Hillary. I thought my nuts were gonna melt off.

by deviousrlm September 19, 2009

Hababa Moment

A hababa moment describes the moment when all the laws of the universe crumble into pieces. The unexpected and all types of debauchery occur. Coined by the all-knowing, all-mighty Jandalf

What the fuck just happened!?? What a hababa moment.

by Jandalf September 18, 2021