HMFC

Head Mother Fucker in Charge

Guy: Who's that guy in the corner office, dude?
Dude: That's the HMFC, guy. He owns the place.

by DustinM September 29, 2008

HMFS

"Holy mothafuckin' shit" State of extreme shock.

"HMFS, I can't believe she said that to you!!"

by Chrmingrl December 27, 2006

HMFS

HMFS (Holy Mother Fucking Shit)
definition - Of Utmost importance or dramatized way of stating a point

"HMFS!!", exclaimed Edger. "The snow is coming down 2 inches every hour!"

by Vomit Club May 4, 2016

hmfs

Holy. Mother. Fucking. Shit.

Used as an acronym for a state of extreme shock

'HMFS, I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY HOOKED UP!"

by Lalagurrrrl January 2, 2011

HMFTG

How Much For The Girl?

Used in usenet / blog comments, especially when blogs such as Engadget show off shiny new gadgets eclipsed by beautiful (often Asian) women.

Ed: Dude, did you see 2dayblog today with the Samsung LG-LU1400?!

Stu: Busch league, dude. HMFTG?!

by PTMonk January 6, 2009

HMFWIC

Acronym (of military origin) for "Head Mother Fucker What's In Charge" or "Head Military Figure What's In Charge"; i.e. The Boss Man, Mack Daddy.

Mr. Burns is the HMFWIC of this operation, bitch! (Did you like the gratuitous "bitch"?)

by Krazee Eyez Killa June 9, 2004

HMFT

Popular term in Reddit that means Hold My Feeding Tube

HMFT while I do a backflip over a fire

by GrayArty October 22, 2019