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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Just about the best book in existance!!!!
If everyone read the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, there might be world peace!
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Teen Hitchhikers

A Reality Porn Site. Where Men In A Limo Pick Up Teen Hitchikers. And Talk Them Into Having Sex With Them
Yo Man Teen Hitchhikers Is My Favourite Porn Site
by Kevin69 May 28, 2006
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hungry hitchhiker

The act of giving fellatio (oral sex) while promptly sticking your thumb up the recipients asshole. (Can be used as a noun or verb)
Hey Timmy, you're walking funny... Did you pick up a hungry hitchhiker last night?
by tweeny gorilla November 13, 2015
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bitchhiker

Hitchhikers who flip a shit because cars pass them by.
Because if you ARE a bitchhiker, they don't want you in their car in the first place.
I saw that bitchhiker run into the road and flick me off in my rear-view mirror...
by GoatNoises2 December 14, 2009
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

The best triligy (containing 5 books) in the world. IT recently became a major motion picture which totally butchred and americanized the plot , but still was decent. By the kurt vonaget of the 20th century. Totally rocks , a great read. amazing
i just read the hitchikers guide to the galaxy, i look at the world in a totally new way now
by irockusuck69 July 7, 2005
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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

its my bible.the most genious thing ever written, it pokes fun at humans, their emotions and how they go about life. one of the only humans to actually feature in it is arthur dent, a typical englishman who happened to be good friends with another life form, only finding this out a few minutes before the earth is demolished to create a hyper-space bypass.
after leaving earth, just in time for this to happen, him and his alien friend, ford prefect, set off on an adventure arthur cannot ever quite get the hang of.
the 5 books get surrealer every minute, making the planet earth seem more and more insignificant.
it ponders over life, the universe and everything and even comes up with the most genious answer to everything.
the book also introduces us to one of the best characters in existance, marvin the paranoid android, a robot with the emotions of real people which is usually depression thus creating a depressive robot, coming up with some of the best lines ever written:
"LIFE...........DONT TALK TO ME ABOUT LIFE!!!"
"brain the size of a planet, and here i am, parking cars"
by rathsangatas drink November 1, 2004
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Hitchhiker Fart

An odor from an intense flatulent which follows the flatulator as they move.
"Dude that motha fucka farted back there but he still stinks up here"... "Yeah man, that was some hitchhiker fart shit".
by jon bausch September 12, 2005
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