hippocrocakangarillapotamoose

An overly large but scantily clad bikini wearing chick. One who thinks she looks good but in reality looks absurd

"Hey Mike, check out that hippocrocakangarillapotamoose over there."
"Graham, don't look as Gareth will get jealous, you know he likes them fat and ugly"

by NotAFudgePacker June 28, 2017

Hippocripple

a hypocrite that was crippled by a hippopotamus

"Whoa, isn't she a hippocripple?"

by TIIKKETMASTER December 15, 2019

Hippocritter

Meaning hypocrite in a silly way

“You’re such a hippocritter! You just told me to stop touching the paintings but you’re doing it now!”

by #imbetter July 8, 2023

hippocrat

One who subscribes to the political philosophy of hippocracy, or rule by horses. Usually also an actual horse. (See: Gulliver's Travels)

"Hey?!" Hay is for hippocrats.

by Looseleaf March 4, 2010

hippocrite

A really huge pain in the but. Related words referring to big issues and smaller tissues: hippocrite, hippothermia, hippoallergenic, hippopotamiss

Look, I'm not exagerrating rating you as a hippocrite, for being such and old fuddy duddy holier than thou.

by Hercolena Oliver May 4, 2008

Hippocrocadogapig

Insanely ugly woman, having the characteristics of all or any of the animals involved in the word, be it Hippo, Crocodile, Dog, or Pig.

Someone who qualifies as a real hippocrocadogapig is not someone you would want to have sex with in a hurry. A real ten pinter.

Credit for this to Gail, it's been a useful word all too often since I learnt it.

Whoa, shit man, look at that hippocrocadogapig over there, but for god's sake don't get caught looking.

by BGSF November 14, 2006

Hippocricket

n. a person who is overweight and loud.

boy: "my dad said you're a hippocricket!"

woman: "Don't you mean a hypocrite?"

boy: "No! He says you're fat and annoying!"

by sha'poohpooh July 18, 2011