high speed backwards

A men's hairstyle in which all of the hair is greasily matted forward, as if forced that way after the person travelled backwards extremely quickly. Not done in an intentionally stylish way, the High Speed Backwards (or HSB) can be found on ragged old men or the homeless.

That raggedy-looking dude is sporting a SERIOUS high speed backwards.

by db April 23, 2005

High Speed Download

A case of diarrhea where the feces escapes the anus at very high velocities. The shit is usually quite watery, which allows for smooth flow out of the asshole. A stomach ache usually precedes a high speed download and the person feels quite relieved after it is complete.

I just took a high speed download, and now I feel great.
That high speed download made this restroom stink.

by cfabbriumd December 26, 2008

high speed lane change

When a man is fornicating with a woman, and his thrust is so intense that his penis exits the vagina and is inserted into the woman's anus.

Man 1: Dude, I was banging Shelly too hard, and I accidentally got my dick in her pooper.

Man 2: Oh yeah, the high speed lane change. You gotta be careful not to cause wreckage.

by laineDdednaHdeR June 8, 2021

High-Speed Tender Bender

A high speed tender bender is defined by picking up food at the drive thru and you scarf it down in the front seat as fast as you can.

"we're in a little bit of a rush so we gotta go on a high-speed tender bender"

by soursabbath November 11, 2022

High Speed Bullet Dispenser

Any kind of automatic weapon which fired bullets, rounds, or shells. Has it's origin in a game of Halo when a player referred to a Banshee as a Plane, (which is a much more litteral word to describe it), and as a mocking taunt, AcrazyMoomoo (D. Witchley) began calling automatic guns "High Speed Bullet Dispensers".

"Load your high speed bullet dispenser and get ready to fight!"

by Vinny128128 January 15, 2006

High Speed Dial Up

when your high speed internet is running slow

My high speed internet is slow right now, I am using high speed dial up internet

by 50% Cat November 17, 2011

high speed dsl's

1) exceeding dsls and dial up at an exceedingly high rate.

2) having dsls and performing filatio at an excedingly high speed

Sharky's high speed dsl's left my shaft soft and flacid

by shaddy July 16, 2006