Mitch Hedberg

A american comedian.
02/24/1968–03/30/2005

"Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupus... one of those two doesn't sound right."--Mitch Hedberg

by nirvana563 May 7, 2005

Herber

Herber is a really nice boy. He likes to listen to music, every day, all day. He's very kind and is very sweet to the opposite sex. He is very athletic and is amazing at soccer. He likes to look presentable, with his hair done properly, and smelling nice with his cologne on every day. He has dimples and likes to listen to dance music. He's funny and noes how to make you laugh. You can tell him everything, he's very loyal and easy to trust. Good friend to have.

Lexi: wow did you see herber today?
Nia: yea his hair was perfect
Lexi: and he smelled so good!

by Friend_xoxo September 2, 2013

Mitch Hedberg

A comedian with the most off beat, hilarious sense of humour ever heard to man. Created a cult-like following of loyal subjects that wish they were half as funny as his dog. Tragically, Mitch departed this world in late March 2005, leaving us only with fond memories and this lesson learned:

1. Everyone worth anything is on drugs
2. Drugs kill people
3. Everyone worth anything dies

"I was sitting at a bar, and no one was talking to me cuz I had just did a show *Crowd laughs*, and this guy bumped into me, and he didn't apologize, he just said, 'Move!' which I thought was rude, so I said, 'Go to hell,' and then I started to run. He caught up with me. He had a moustache, a goatee, earrings, a pair of sunglasses, his hair was in a pony tail, and he was wearing a hat. He said, 'Hey! You got a lot of nerve!' I said, 'Hey, you've got a lot of............cranium accesories!" *Everyone laughs. Mitch laughs* Ha, this a smart crowd. When I play the dumb crowds I have to say, 'You've got a lot of shit on your head!'"

by Peasento May 5, 2005

heybabies

Bottom part of your upper arm. the part that jiggles when you wave "hey baby" to someone.

"i had to return that sweater the other day because it constricted my heybabies.

by PPandaa January 31, 2010

Hebe-Jeebies

The creeps, the feeling of the hair raising on the back of your neck when you get scared or spooked.

Walking down a dark alley at night always gives me the Hebe-Jeebies.

by Mark Braden May 6, 2006

Arthur Herbert Fonzerelli

A fictitious character from Happy Days, the TV series. Sometimes refered to as "The Fonze." Only one character has ever called him Arthur.

"Can you beleive he said that? Right to the freakin' Fonze!"
"You mean Arthur Herbert Fonzerelli?"

by Sephirothish man August 3, 2006

Mitch Hedberg

Probably one of the funniest comedians to ever stand on a stage and hold a microphone. His comedy was all over the place, had no real story line to it, but always made you laugh. Sadly though, Mitch died in 2005 of a heart complication.

Hopefully he's making funnies for God, Jesus, and all those bigshots up on the big stage in the sky. This deffinition is dedicated to you Mitch! You rock my socks!....Totally.

R.I.P. Mitch

Some infamous quotes from Mitch Hedberg::

"Some hotels don't have 13th floors because of supersticion...But people on the 14th floor, you know what floor you're really on. Jump out the window of the 13th floor and you will die earlier."

"Rice is great if you want 2000 of something."

"It dosn't matter whether you're black, white, green, or purple...oh wait - green or purple? I think we have to draw the line somewhere. So the hell with purple people...Unless they're choking...then help 'em!"

by Rose-Colored-Glasses August 15, 2006