Fizz Hysteria

The act of frantically sipping the fizz off the top of your glass when you accidentally overflow it with soda.

I went into Fizz Hysteria when my coke started fizzing out of my glass.

by alecksappalled October 22, 2009

manufactured hysteria

to make up something in one's mind, to then begin to believe it as true, and to act upon it as if it had really happened, working one's self into an angered state

bob thought his 30-year-old daughter did not want to get married and have children. bob's daughter assured him that she and her long-term boyfriend/fiance had agreed to wait until they could be live in the same city and continue their careers. bob continues to harp on daughter to give up her high-profile career in her state and move to boyfriend's, even though daughter continues to explain that she's licensed to do her business in her home state, not in her boyfriend's. dad nods and says he understands, then goes right back to giving daughter advice that she should move to boyfriend's state. the conversation goes around and around until dad has created his own manufactured hysteria.

by dianesvoice March 5, 2011

Male Crying Hysteria

A mock mental illness, defined as when a grown man is so emotionally unstable that they can't help but cry and break into panic at the slightest inconvenience or hint of stress.
Severe cases may even lead to a UTI.

My roommate started freaking out and breaking shit after I left a plate in the sink for half a day. He must have MCH, Male Crying Hysteria.

by Violence Enjoyer December 3, 2022

Hysteria

noun, but can be used as an adjective; extreme outrageousness, or being beyond awesome

That party last night was hysteria man.

by Scott November 1, 2004

hesperia

a location consisting of someone knowing someone knowing someone else from hesperia. no matter where i'm at or whom i'm talking to, someone knows someone from hesperia.

"my babys mommas daddys sister knows your friends lovers ex-boyfriend from hesperia."

"i took an internship in london and my roommate's friend is from hesperia"

"i live in los angeles and yet, half of my circle of friends are from hesperia but i didn't meet any of them until moving to la."

by sheeluvlee January 29, 2009

Hesperia

A town filled with the ugliest people on earth due to incestual relationships. They are always filled with acne and are most likely uncircumcised. They also cheat at life and love to make fun of homosexuals.

Hesperia is a piece of shit.......tumbleweed.

by Bantu May 4, 2006

Mass Hysteria

A dude who says shit like they are reading to the friggin' Queen. A guy (or chick) who talks really proper and acts way too old for their age.

Derived from a student (david) in our modern world history class at Guilford Young College after he asked the teacher "why was there not mass hysteria?" instead of something more his age like "why didnt they go crazy?" or "why didn't they freak out?"

Usually teachers pet and gets special tutouring after school at teachers house.

Can be seen dancing in hallways at school.

Student one: "Whoa man! Check out the rack on that chick! Titty-fuck that bitch!"

Student two: "Indeed, I'd apreciate sitmulating my genitals upon her bosom"

Student one: "WTF? Your talking like Mass Hysteria now, act your age nigga!"

by Jack and Jasmin September 14, 2007