Heterosexual™

When a person is so undeniably straight that it either

1. Makes others uncomfortable or
2. Makes you want to pimp slap them
Unlike heterosexual, which is simply the attraction to the opposite sex.
Heterosexual™ is most likely used in texts or while posting and not in speech, though a minority does say "Heterosexual tm" while speaking

"Your hair looks really good, bro! No homo though." "Dude, dont be so Heterosexual™"

by Pineapplelesbian August 9, 2017

heterosensual

Heterosensual

het•ero•sen•su•al

adjective
a: of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sensual desire toward the opposite sex.
b: of, relating to, or involving sensual connection or dealings between persons or groups of the opposite sex.
c: sensory exchange, especially of thoughts or feelings with persons of the opposite sex.

noun
1: a heterosensual person.

adjective
The heterosensual boy was very attentive to the needs of all his female classmates, so he bought them chocolates on Girl Appreciation Day (GAD).

noun
Heterosensual Pride Week is a celebration of sensual intercourse between members of both sexes.

by Scrapalapolous April 5, 2008

Homosocial Heterosexual

An individual who has many romantic experiences and spends a great deal of time with members of their own gender yet are physically attracted to individuals of a different gender.

You would think she's a lesbian because of her lifestyle, but no, she's a homosocial heterosexual.

by Aria Nunyabiz April 12, 2010

flaming heterosexual

A male who is married and possibly has children but acts like a flaming queen. He may be in denial or in the closet or just overly effeminate.

Person 1: What! Christopher Lowell is Married?
Person 2: Yeah, he is a flaming heterosexual.

by jamison313 May 23, 2006

Heterosexual Tomatoes

Tomatoes, preferably rotten, that are thrown by people, who are against yaoi, yuri, shonen-ai, and shoujo-ai, at other people

Yaoi Lover (Me): Sorry, Starfire/Robin Shippers; I don't feel like dodging your heterosexual tomatoes today

by RockyVRWolf January 17, 2009

Heterosexual

A person who is straight

Guys who fuck only girls are heterosexuals.
Girls that fuck only guys are heterosexuals

by ROFLHAIR July 11, 2006

heterosafety

the condition of being safe from undergoing or causing hurt, injury, or loss resulting from the mistaken assessment that somoene's gender is opposite of yours, and either masturbating or making sexual advances as a result of that mistake

I couldn't tell if it was a guy or a girl, so, for the sake of heterosafety, I didn't download the video.

by jfm August 25, 2004