flaming heterosexual

A male who is married and possibly has children but acts like a flaming queen. He may be in denial or in the closet or just overly effeminate.

Person 1: What! Christopher Lowell is Married?
Person 2: Yeah, he is a flaming heterosexual.

by jamison313 May 23, 2006

Heterosexual Tomatoes

Tomatoes, preferably rotten, that are thrown by people, who are against yaoi, yuri, shonen-ai, and shoujo-ai, at other people

Yaoi Lover (Me): Sorry, Starfire/Robin Shippers; I don't feel like dodging your heterosexual tomatoes today

by RockyVRWolf January 17, 2009

Heterosexual

A person who is straight

Guys who fuck only girls are heterosexuals.
Girls that fuck only guys are heterosexuals

by ROFLHAIR July 11, 2006

heterosexual life partner

Two persons of the same gender who are best friends and commit to spend their lives together, yet never engage in any type of homosexual relations with one another.

Some famous examples of heterosexual life partners: Jay and Silent Bob, Beavis and Butthead, Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel, Cheech and Chong, Beto and Raul, Pace and Baier.

by Pace June 3, 2004

Closet HeteroSexual

A person who refuses to recoginize their heterosexuality

That man is a closet heterosexual

by emax72085 February 2, 2007

Hetrosexual

A dumbass that thinks they know how to spell heterosexual

Kyle texted me that he was "hetrosexual" after I called him gay, lmao that dumbass

by VilteKes July 1, 2019

hetebrosexual

A sexual orientation wherein an otherwise straight male will make sexual gestures and comments towards his fellow men.

Steve: "Dude, why did you just smack my ass and wink?"
Tyson: "Hey brah, just being hetebrosexual."

by Dwilz October 21, 2009