heteosexual

This is an adjective describing homosexual behavior poorly disguised as heterosexual behavior.

"I go to Tampa almost once a month, maybe some night I'm in town we go out sometime, strictly heteosexual, I think it would be interesting to meet you."

John Travolta grabbed the asses of those two male strippers dressed like football players in a totally heteosexual way.

heteosexual by Teamocil July 4, 2010

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Pan-Romantic Heterosexual

being romantically attracted to all genders or sexual orientations but being sexually attracted to members of the opposite gender

A: I thought she was bi and had lost it to a girl? She's been dating like everyone
B: Nah, she's a pan-romantic heterosexual so she'd date anyone but only sleep with dudes

Pan-Romantic Heterosexual by CrazyMentalChild April 24, 2015

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biromantic heterosexual

when someone is romantically attracted to both female and males but is also sexually attracted to the opposite gender

Guy 1: Hey, look! it's that girl you were talking about!
Girl 2: Yea but I'm only attracted to her romantically. I'm biromantic to both guys and gals but also heterosexual to guys. I'm biromantic heterosexual

biromantic heterosexual by redglare December 8, 2016

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Compulsory heterosexuality

When somebody experiences "attraction" to the opposite gender because that expectation has been pushed on them by the patriarchal society, this is quite often experienced by lesbians. It is quite difficult to distinguish between your own feelings and those which you are expected to feel.

I don't know if I am really attracted to Harry Styles or it is just compulsory heterosexuality because I do think I am a lesbian.

Compulsory heterosexuality by Iamagaylikeyou December 30, 2018