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Herbinate: vrb

To spend winter months in the warm with the company of Mary Jane (aka Da Herb, Cronik or Smelly Green Shit)
As hibernate (the habits of large bears, hedgehogs etc) but with the company of an intoxicant to while away those dark and chilly days!
For those of a summer disposition!
Friend 1 to Friend 2 “What are you up to this weekend?”

Friend 2 to Friend 1 “Think I’ll stay in and Herbinate”
by *Linds-a-Roonie* November 23, 2004
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web herring

Analagous to "red herring":something intended to divert attention from the real problem or matter at hand; a misleading clue
Do you really need examples of all the misleading information on the web that can be considered a "web herring"?
by nikolaisen51 February 15, 2009
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lemon herring

A lemon herring is a girl you believe to be a lesbian due to weight or shortness of hair. They turn out to be either straight or with no sexual interest at all.

Other excellent indicators are sporting endeavours and lack of interest in consensual sex with yourself. They lack conversation with the opposite sex and often like KD Lang, Texas and vegetarian dishes
Jesus! That girl is hot. Even with short hair! But when I asked if she'd ride my pork sword she declined said offer! Must be a lemon herring.
by stigshanks November 5, 2013
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Leg herring

When leg hair is breezing in the wind onto other leg hair and feels like something is crawling on you like a fish
Turn off that wind! It's giving me a leg herring!
by MsTickle August 6, 2019
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Dead Herring

When someone brings up an old problem in a friendship or relationship to distract from the issue at hand. Similar to a "Red Herring", except that it is an old issue. This usually leads to an escalation in the argument.
husband: Why did you let that guy give you his phone number? You should have just said "I'm married".
wife: oh come on! you flirted with my friend Jane at that Belle and Sebastian concert.
husband: that was 5 years ago and I already said sorry for that like a thousand times! You always dig up dead herrings whenever I call you on your bullshit!!!
by leighmon July 12, 2013
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herring bone

1 The Gait of a person who has an itchy anus.
2 The feeling of a fishbone stuck in your sphincter after having to nip one off early and failing to wipe your ringbox adequately in order to catch a bus.
"ayup have you seen how our Sara's walking? She looks like shes got a herring bone stuck in her ringpiece"
by Lord Harworth September 9, 2008
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herring

an expert lumberjacks' tool to chop trees
you must chop the largest tree in all the forest with a herring!
by jawsofboredem December 3, 2006
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