hamburglar helper

McDonald's food.

I could really go for some hamburglar helper right about now.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009

helper pillow

While in the missionary position, placing a pillow underneath the hips of the one on the bottom. This raises the hips upward to create a more enjoyable and deeper penetration.

Honey, wait, this bed is too saggy. Let's get a helper pillow.

by soon 2. b. unemployed December 26, 2012

Whore Helper

A Whore Helper is a person who helps a Whore or a Thot become a Whore or a Thot

Rebbca, Jeccica, Shaquniqua, Shay Shay, Fati, Maddison and Lillan are all Whore Helpers because they all slept with Jerome at the same time!

by Tajae's Writer May 31, 2016

Hamburger Helper

Cum covered shit. A large amount of loose but chunky stool covered in semen.

How to make Hamburger Helper:

Step 1.) Have diarrhea
Step 2.) Jerk-off onto diarrhea
Step 3.) Do NOT flush

Be right back. I've got to go to the restroom.....Hey! somebody left an uneaten bowl of hamburger helper in here!

by vap0rWTC February 5, 2010

happy helper

when the female is wearing a paperbag with a smiley face (drawn or cut out) concealing her facial ugliness while having sexual intercourse. typically used to make up for butterfaces

that butterface would look hotter as a happy helper

M: hey, lets wear masks while we have sex

F (during sex): what happened to your mask?

M: it got too hot, but keep yours on. you look great

by 2fly4wyteguy August 11, 2009

token helper

A person who pretends to help, but actually doesn't. Token helpers frequently get recognition for 'helping' and this can be irritating to the person needing the help. Token helpers may be sent by a boss or manager to appear to help and the boss or manager gets the credit for 'helping.'

My friend offered to help. But she just stood there and watched while I did all the work. She's a token helper.

by pobox867 February 10, 2014

Tuna Helper

1.)A slang term meaning a lesbian.
2.)A term referring to someone's lesbian tendencies.

1.)Check that Tuna Helper out!
2.)I bet if you looked in her purse, you'd find a box of Tuna Helper.

by Mikey G September 10, 2003