hedbergian

Usage of phrases or mannerisms reminiscent of late comedian Mitch Hedberg.

girl: why did you put butter in this rice?

guy: the package said "butter (if desired)" and i desired it.

girl thinks: hmm...what a hedbergian statement

by undercover plastic man February 5, 2010

mitch headberg

the funniest comedian I've ever heard. died reciently of a drug over dose. said things like "I ordered a club sandwich and I'm not even a member. you say u like your sandwich with three slices of bread? me too lets form a club. we need more speculations. instead of cutting the sandwich once, we will cut it twice. and we will put things in the middle of the sandwich like potato chips, or salad. how do u feel about frilly tooth picks? I'M FOR EM! I like sprouts on my salad. Well your not in the fucking club!

waiter: what kind of sandwich would you like sir?
Mitch: Pastrami
waiter: and what kind of bread would u like on your sandwich?
Mitch: banana bread.
waiter: and what kind of cheese?
Mitch: cottege cheese.
waiter: I'm not making no fucking banana bread cottege cheese pastrami sandwich!!

by I fuck dumb bitches April 27, 2005

Herberger

When an eye booger-like substance gets in or on a lady's genitals. Most do not know they have a herberger until flicked off. Herberger is a type of STD.

I was flicking my bean last night and all of a sudden I flicked a herberger off.

by duckfart01 April 8, 2017

Hemberger

Letting someone know how amazing and capable they are of living their lives to the fullest on their own.

My friend was questioning their worth so I Hembergered them so they could remember how great they were.

by Killercroc317 December 12, 2020

heiberg

A Norwegian Viking stud. An explorer bound by no laws. Conquerors of any obstacles to arise. Incredibly handsome, strong and confident. Don’t mess with a Heiberg.

Yo dude are you a Viking?

Well I am a Heiberg..so yes.
Damn it feels good to be in the presence of greatness

by Norabour November 22, 2021

Helberg

The last name of a big booty Latina, Helbergs usually sit around on their iPads and do big booty Latina things like drawing on procreate 24/7. They also take the fattest shits.

Person 1: “Do you see that Latina with the huge ass?”
Person 2: “must be a helberg

by HyperData February 3, 2025