Second heartbeat

The pulse that can be felt in a woman's vagina

Dude 1: Yo bro I hit her so deep I could feel her second heartbeat!
Dude 2: That's sick bro.

by George_2 February 11, 2020

heartache

1.That gnawing feeling that tells you that you will never love any other as much as you loved the asswipe responsible for your broken heart.
2.Usually accompanied by feelings of self recrimination.

The only way to ease heartache is to make jokes about the ball licker who smashed your love to smithereens.

by Faith January 26, 2005

Heartbreak Hotel

A hotel down at the end of lonely street where you go when your heart is broken. It's always crowded. The bell-hops tears keep flowing and the desk clerks dressed in black.

Well if your baby leave you and you got a tale to tell, well just take a walk down lonely street to Heartbreak Hotel.

by Loves-Duckie January 21, 2008

Valentine's Day Heartbreak

Valentine's Day Heartbreak is an emotional state of hardship for single,depressed, lonely,and emotionally confused people. This is the time of year when all the lovebirds of the world make other people feel terribly unloved and socially unwanted by parading around school with their $5.00 balloons, pink-and-red teddy bears, and assorted chocolate candies that they will eat in front of single people and never offer to share. Mainstream corporate businesses that are extremely insensitive toward other people's feelings are the forces behind peddling this type of garbage. Since Valentine's Day Heartbreak occurs, all the emotionally inconsiderate and insensitive jerks who celebrate this holiday should keep all of their twisted, manufactured icons of "true love" to themselves.

A conversation between an insensitive loser and a person who suffers from Valentine's Day Heartbreak:
Person 1(basking in their "greatness"): "I'm so special! I have 3 balloons, 4 red roses, and 5 teddy bears...Everyone loves me!....What did you get?
Person 2(wishes February 14 was National Excused Absence Day):Nothing....(crys on the inside)

by inthetruthofwintersun February 14, 2008

heartbreak

The worst feeling in the entire world, and the hardest to describe. It feels as if you can't breathe, you can't stop crying, and sometimes your chest even burns. It goes on for quite some time, but eventually fades after a while; or in some severe cases, the pain never goes away. It usually hurts the worst the first time, and the first love will never be forgotten. The first love is the one you will compare all the others to. It feels as if your heart is being stabbed repeatedly, because it feels like you can't live without the person.

Joseph and Jessica were together for a year, they were in love... Jessica lied to Joseph, but she didn't mean to hurt him--so she told him the truth. Joseph told Jessica he couldn't love her anymore, and said goodbye forever. Jessica cried forever, and felt heartbreak not only for feeling her soul mate leave; but for breaking his heart too because he didn't deserve it. Jessica cried for a long time and waited for him, but he never came back, so she had a broken heart.

by JessicaLoren December 23, 2008

heartless bitch

1.) A woman/man who has no ounce of humanity in their body. 2.) A disgusting example of a human being.

That cunt art teacher Mrs. Rivard who has no talent or creativity what so ever and takes out her pathetic emotions on students, she is such a heartless bitch.

by The Messiah_91 July 13, 2010

Heartbreak Stare

The long cold look you give to the person who you love but doesn't love you as they walk out of your life or passed you or even towards you.

Did you see that, John was totally giving her the heartbreak stare, poor misguided fool.

by JohnnyLonely April 27, 2010