Meat head

someone who has no hair, either by choice or due to balding.

"My Dad shaved his hair off"
"HA!, your Dad's a meat head!"

by Chris O'Rourke February 4, 2008

meat head

Term given to american muscle car owners who believe that their car is something special when they race and beat a car that comes with 1/3 the horsepower. The american car is often primer and has huge meaty tires on the rear (hence the term) and pizza cutters in the front. Not made for turning, the meat head car is fast in a straight line and on motorways without turns. The meat head car also sounds like an amtrak train or a tug boat.

Mullet-sporting-redneck: Check it out Joebob, I just smoked that ricer in my hemi-cuda.
Import driver: Wow....what a meat head.

by 572 November 9, 2007

meat head

mac backer for the raiders

o man that meat head stole my tackle!!!

by the centerizer October 14, 2008

meat head

england south west academy.

oooh look at that twat what a meat head!

by RG July 4, 2003

Meat Head Johnson

If someone is acting superior and condensing towards others, also if someone had a large and sweaty head.

Calm down meat head johnson.

by Fat head boy April 15, 2019

purple headed christian meat missile

n. See also Penis
n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.
n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.

"Dude, I gave her all of my purple headed christian meat missile last night."
"No shit!"
"Yeah, her fuckhole ate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."

by Birdielin14 September 15, 2008

meat head slap

The act of slapping a meat head, someone with a massive head, in the back of their head. Makes a good sound.

Hey i just totally gave him a meat head slap. He got owned.

by Elliott Ayling January 20, 2008