Sammy Hagar

Awesome former frontman of Van Halen, and writer of the best song in the world, "Poundcake."

Sarah Palin was likely the inspiration behind the Van Halen song Poundcake, which was written by Sammy Hagar.

by Ernie Cat-Face May 25, 2010

hagapoohga

A new noise for laughing.

Example in text conversation:
Kate: *tells joke
Sarah: Hagapoohga

by powoopapgaga January 27, 2020

Hagane no Renkinjutsushi

Fullmetal Alchemist; a japanese anime

Fullmetal Alchemist is Hagane no Renkinjutsushi in Japanese

by Septicmadman January 30, 2006

Van Hagar

a term used (not necessarily in a derogatory manner) to describe the lineup of Van Halen when Sammy Hagar was the lead singer and rhythm guitarist of the band (1985 - 1996 and again in around 2003 - 2005).

In 1985 Van Halen got the nickname "Van Hagar" for obvious reasons. The following year I saw Van Hagar live in concert on the 5150 Tour. I think the band was at their commercial peak at that time. 5150 was the band's first #1 album, and of all those VH albums that reached the top it's the best.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice February 19, 2008

Haggard

Good word for hideous.

Extremley ugly or just plain shit, can be used as an insult or a comment

The original word means tired or gaunt, but has developed into an insult.

1)Describes a person (insult)
2)Describes anything else (comment)

1)Bettsy: Shit....that chick is fucking haggard.
B Rad: True that....

2)Dugong: Oh shit, i just made the most haggard pancakes
Bettsy: Ugh man, wtf....

by Bettsy@Tnnm September 8, 2007

haggard

The real definition of haggard is "untamed; having a worn look; tired; gaunt." But it is mostly used like you would use ugly, stupid, messed up, nasty, etc. in the sentances below.

that is the ugliest suit i have ever seen.

that is the stupidest stuit i have ever seen.

that is the nastiest suit i have ever seen.

that is the most haggard suit i have ever seen.

by megz May 13, 2005

Hahgasm.

A laugh that you cant stop and it makes you feel good.

Person 1 : STOPIT YOUR GIVING ME HAHGASMS,!

Person 2 : Teehee, I gave you a hahgasm.

by R1A2C3 July 19, 2009