Hawkey

A pretentious spelling of the word "Hockey." Used by someone attempting to impress others by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed.

"Jeari said he is going to watch hawkey tonight."

by Hockeyfan October 2, 2017

Hanklerfish

An anglerfish drawn by a hank.

5% of the pre-orered the fault in our stars will have a Hanklerfish on them

by Mr Sofa Mam August 19, 2011

hawkeyed

To be intoxicated to a severe extent.

I came home all hawkeyed last night.

by Obisidian June 23, 2009

Doing The Josh Hawley

When you tug your cock and balls in-between your legs so it looks like you have a vagina.

He was dancing in front of a mirror, doing the Josh Hawley, wondering what real men do on weekends.

by Mentos the Freshmaker November 8, 2021

HAWKEYE MOULE

The kind of guy to steal your girl with his eagle eye. It is said he has never missed his shot and has only been dumped once by his arch nemesis. He also is an alcoholic that shits his pants and plays with himself and fortnite all day long

Oh my it’s Hawkeye moule he’s comming for Charlie’s hole. Unlucky dan.

Hello Tony gwilliam how’s it going ? Shut the fuck up hawkeye moule raped my arse.

by Reeeeee69696 May 11, 2019

Hawker Hurricane

The most underrated British fighter aircraft of WWII - the true vanquisher of the Battle of Britain (1940). Hawker Hurricanes were of generally lower performance than the Supermarine Spitfire when it came to fighter-fighter combat, but these were very ideal aircraft for shooting down enemy bombers, and were much cheaper in production.

"The Hawker Hurricane did not deserve to be overshadowed by the Supermarine Spitfire."

by Dumb Historian July 28, 2020

Hawkesbury

He’s the coolest mostest epikest person ever. He’s da bestest friend you’ll ever have. He is approximately 6 foot 69 inches and he could take your girl with the snap of his figners.

Girl: who’d you go out with last night?
Other girl: Hawkesbury.

Girl: Omg I’m so jealous I just want him ti bone me.

Other girl: yeah his dick is like 420 inches long. He made me cum in 0.69 nanoseconds whilst winning clash Royale and valorant at the same time

by Hawkesbury’s exlover November 15, 2021