Hawkins

To be stuck in a position that is really difficult to get out of.

Taking a dump at your new girlfriends place & it really stinks.

Person 1.
'how did your date go'

Person 2
'bad mate, proper hawkins'

Person 1
'what happened'

Person 2
'I went to kiss her & farted - it stank'

by Maguire68 August 10, 2012

Sadie Hawkins Dance

Considered hell for most girls. Why on earth would they just want to walk up to some random guy and ask them to a dance?

A dance where it is totally acceptable for a group of girls to go together, but not a group of guys.

A freaking awesome song by Relient K.

"Hey Bob? Wanna go to Sadies with me?"

"Uh...No."

"Damn, Sadie Hawkins Dance is TORTURE!!!"

by C.C. LaRue June 25, 2008

Harbinson

A member of a family with an Irish or Scottish ancestry who is attractive.

I totally saw a Harbinson today in marching band!

by IrishLassZA October 30, 2010

hawkinsons

A condition which leaves you paralyzed and talking like a speak and spell.

Man did you hear about bill?

Yeah, hes got hawkinsons after that car crash

by ridekb99 November 15, 2014

harkinson’s disease

Rare autoimmune disease believed to have

Symptoms :A general state of Disheveledness

Treatment: A haircut and well ironed uniform

Is billy okay? He looks like he may have caught the Harkinson’s disease?

by Sfd1512 April 13, 2018

Shannon Renee Hawkins

One of the most beautiful funniest girls you would ever meet. She’s always loving respectful and a blast to be around. She turns every guys head with her gorgeous attractive body and will melt any mans heart. She’s rowdy truthful and isn’t afraid to speak her mind. Guys want to be with her and girls want to be her. Anyone that gets to know her will always love her and she’ll always love them.

Dang bro. You mean you got Shannon Renee Hawkins

by McGee Mackey wacky November 4, 2018

Justin Hawkins

Just pure talent! Wonderful! Nice moves and outfits, THE VOICE, they really turn me on even if I´m 32...

Best rock act of the decade!

by J from Finland March 11, 2004