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I have to text my pig

A modern version of "I have to wash my hair" or "I have to sort my sock drawer"; an obvious excuse and serious blow off that can be employed when standing in front of the person asking you to do something you don't want to do.
Girl: So we're going to Bar 123 after this; do you want to come with us?
Guy: Aw, I would but I have to text my pig.
by KK70 July 17, 2011
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I have to shit

What you say when you have to shit.
(Usually happens in a bathroom on a toilet)
Dude 1: I have to shit
Dude 2: Thats good to know..
by KalebRunnells January 16, 2009
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what does that have to do with a price of eggs in china

Jo: Gas in Mexico is $1.70 per gallon.
BOB: what does that have to do with a price of eggs in china. (They live in Tennessee)
by LA777 May 14, 2015
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I have to work tonight

A phrase that a depressed person utters when his/her friends are inviting them to do something fun. It can be used as an excuse for getting out of doing something shitty, or, it's most commonly just a sad, honest response to the invitation.
Gary: Hey man, let's go watch monday night football tonight, then we can go play some intramural flag football afterwords.

Steve: I have to work tonight.

Gary: Wow, you must be depressed.
by JoeyRogue77 October 5, 2009
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Response to anyone who asks you, "You know what I mean?" referring to phone responses that tell you to press 1 for english.
by pavedave October 3, 2010
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I have to pizzle fo rizzle

"Where's the bathroom?"
"Why?"
"I have to pizzle fo rizzle."
by Amanda May 4, 2003
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Ask your crush out and they have to say yes

April 20th ask your crush out if they dont say yes than that's your luck 🥵
Ask your crush out and they have to say yes.
by Ajay ajay April 18, 2019
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