A modern version of "I have to wash my hair" or "I have to sort my sock drawer"; an obvious excuse and serious blow off that can be employed when standing in front of the person asking you to do something you don't want to do.
Girl: So we're going to Bar 123 after this; do you want to come with us?
Guy: Aw, I would but I have to text my pig.
Guy: Aw, I would but I have to text my pig.
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BOB: what does that have to do with a price of eggs in china. (They live in Tennessee)
BOB: what does that have to do with a price of eggs in china. (They live in Tennessee)
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Get the what does that have to do with a price of eggs in china mug.A phrase that a depressed person utters when his/her friends are inviting them to do something fun. It can be used as an excuse for getting out of doing something shitty, or, it's most commonly just a sad, honest response to the invitation.
Gary: Hey man, let's go watch monday night football tonight, then we can go play some intramural flag football afterwords.
Steve: I have to work tonight.
Gary: Wow, you must be depressed.
Steve: I have to work tonight.
Gary: Wow, you must be depressed.
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