Cheesy Handy

When you put cheese wiz in between your fingers and proceed to give someone a handjob. If people can put whipped cream on their nipples why can't I put cheese wiz on my penis?

"Hey hon why don't you give me a cheesy handy tonight?"

by bugprsn July 20, 2019

Tom Hardy

Sexy, handsome and also very talented british actor.

A: Whos that very hot man in Inception

B: He is Tom Hardy

by mrs. scorsese September 15, 2011

Vandy Handy

A Vandy Handy is when a college coed (from said school) nakedly stands on her head with with legs spread wide in a "V" while simultaneously giving a hand job to the guy. The Vandy Handy is completed when the guy cums on the coed's chin.

Eric drunkenly left the party with that sorority girl and headed back to the apartment, where she gave him a Vandy Handy.

by dirt nasty d October 3, 2011

haidyn

haidyn’s are known to survive on only taco bell and subway a haidyn is know to be very kind and usually doesn’t like to get involved with any fighting with her friends, you would be very lucky to have a haidyn of your own, some of her friends like to call her arm rest because she is very short and had a comfortable arm placement on her head, haidyn’s always stand up for them self’s but are very sensitive sometimes, haidyn’s we also somewhat of s tomboy and mostly a make up dummy since she doesn’t wear any, if you ever have a haidyn for a friend, make sure you hold tight, because your going for a ride!

Teacher: Haidyn do you know the answer for 1+1?
haidyn: 45!
Boy: No it’s 2 you idiot!
haidyn: sorry but as you can tell i don’t give a crap

by imuglyanddepressed September 5, 2018

hardy har har

When something is funny, but is directed at you as a insult.
Shrug it off by saying hardy har har

1- this test was easy
2- just like your mom
1- hardy har har

by Dan p January 26, 2005

Hardy Whore

A brand whore who wears Ed Hardy brand clothing from head to toe.

Person 1: What's that guy wearing? It hurts my eyes.
Person 2: Yeah, what a Hardy Whore.

by Nammy D January 23, 2009

Handygram

The act of giving the gift of a Hand Job, for any Holiday.

Tom: Guess what I got for Valentine's day?
Josh: What did you get?
Tom: Paige gave me a Handygram, and I came everywhere.
Josh: NO WAY!! I got one too!!

by Founders People November 2, 2010