Dirty Hanson

When one man gives two other men handjobs.

Hanson gave Chase and Michael a Dirty Hanson behind the port-a-potties.

by Sgt. Butthole July 21, 2011

Hathor

Hathor is a very ancient goddess, dating to predynastic times. When dynastic rule began, as Horus was associated with the king, Hathor was with the queen. Her name translates to "The House of Horus," and so she is associated with the royal family. But also, as the entire world could be said to be the House of Horus, Hathor can be seen as the mother-goddess of the whole world, similar to Isis.

Hathor's cult is unusual; as both men and women were her priests (most deities had clerics of the same gender as they). Many of them were artisans, musicians, and dancers who turned their talents into creating rituals that were nothing short of works of art. Music and dance were part of the worship of Hathor like no other deity in Egypt. Hathor herself was the incarnation of dance, and stories were told of how Hathor danced before Ra when he was in despair to cheer him up. Inspiration was also Hathor's bailiwick, and many would come to the temples of Hathor to have their dreams explained or to beseech her for her aid in creation, much in the same way the Greeks invoked the Nine Muses.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 4, 2010

turtle hats

totally hot

your turtle hats

by mnbhgfdertyuijbvcfghj April 24, 2015

hatboxmoon

a troubled pathological liar attention whore who: constantly makes up rape accusations, purposely had a child (via artificial insemination) as a single mother in her early 20's only to spend her whole life on public assistance while feeding her "tricky" child out of a dumpster

Hatboxmoon is a fucking mess. Every time she has consensual sex, she turns around and accuses the guy of rape; assuming she has time after dumpster diving for food for her kid she can't afford.

by bennymanchico November 6, 2012

Hanson-fuck

Verb: To lie about a situation or event in order to increase one's social standing, or to extricate oneself from an undesirable situation.

Noun: One who lies for the reasons listed above.

Origins: Those who claim to have slept with a Hanson brother are clearly lying in a misguided attempt at impressing cohorts.

"They wanted to put me on the waiting list, but I totally Hanson-fucked myself a ticket!"

"I wish I could come out tonight, but I have to stay home and feed my cat." "You're such a Hanson-fucker."

by SkittlezLA84 July 13, 2009

hansoning

The act of posting a media item (such as a meme, video, or joke) in a group on social media where the same media item has already been posted repeatedly.

"Haha guys, check out this meme that's totally new to me!"

"Dude, quit hansoning. This is the seventh time that's been posted."

by sockpuppetvader September 26, 2017

Hatorade

a figurative drink a hater may thirst for and share. Generally used when someone hops on the bandwagon to hate on someone or something. - same word different spelling (haterade)

Tim must've had a tall glass of hatorade, cause he went off on that new Usher trax.

by vveerrgg May 3, 2005