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earthling

Greetings O Earthlings...take care, sweethearts
by theteh February 7, 2004
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Harlingen, Texas

The shithole of the Rio Grande Valley. The most boring, depressing place in Texas, maybe in the whole United States. The most exciting thing to do down here is smoke weed. That's how boring it is. Not only that, the town is filthy and there's no good looking girls..... unless 250 pounds, tattoos and body piercings is what you want in a chick.
"Where you going for the weekend?"

I'm going to Harlingen, Texas.

Cool, what are you gonna do down there?

Go watch the Cardinals play? Fuck.....i don't know. Save me!
by Will Y. December 6, 2012
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hearthing

the process that is similar to human birth but with plants
trust me im a scientist
you know hes hearthing leave him alone
by therealscientist69 July 7, 2017
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Harting

Used in speech or as an exclamation, HARTING is best written in all caps and has an alternate spelling hearting. Harting refers to anything that is not good or that is not in good shape. A beat up car could be described as Harting. An ugly girl could be Harting. A bad test grade is Harting. It is one of the most versatile "filler" words that i have ever found. That is, next to jumpoff and werd. Thanks to Jak for the jumpoff, no thanks to Jamie.
Exclamation: The Orioles lost last night fifteen nil. HARTING!
In speech: The Orioles were HARTING last night, they lost fifteen nil.
by Allan the X-Factor May 12, 2004
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Hartline

1. Someone who is a bodybuilder but is not very good at.

2. Referring to an individual that lives under the delusion that he or she is loved by a person who obviously doesn't like them back.

3. A fuckstick
Person 1: Dang dude, I saw that girl with three other guys this weekend. Not to mention all the photos on her Facebook.

Person 2: You don't understand, she said she loved me!

Person 1: Gah, you're such a Hartline sometimes..

I've been working out for six months with this program and nothing! Why can't I get bigger??

Sorry dude, looks like you have Hartline Syndrome.

Driver: Oh my god, did you just see that asshole pull out in front of me?? He's flipping me off!!!

Passenger: Damn, some people are such Hartline's sometimes.
by Aterin September 14, 2010
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Hartlined

To screw something up in every way possible. Originating from the University of Kentucky's quarterback in 2009.
Bernie Madoff really hartlined a bunch of people out of their money.
by wbeej October 3, 2009
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