A little town in the 860 of Connecticut where EVERYBODY smokes weed. People spark joints out in the open air. Theres plenty of crack heads, houses, and dealers and theres plenty of heroine too(gross shit). Everybody knows everybody its a chill place. Despite the fact its in the country you better watch what you say because people here don't fuck around and everybody is either dirt poor or filthy rich. There is a legitimate "crew" that rolls deeper and harder then everybody in the surrounding towns put together. New Hartford is where its at.
by You're Fucked December 25, 2008
An extremely expensive JAP and pretty boy resort which will not accept you without the possession of your daddy's Beamer.
One of the more populous colleges is known as Hillyer High, where students with no ambition or prospects for the future wither away.
One of the more populous colleges is known as Hillyer High, where students with no ambition or prospects for the future wither away.
Hi, my dad owns a dealership. I know how to drink Coors Light and I enjoy techno. What college should I go to? University of Hartford.
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by Hippie Eater March 17, 2008
As of 2011 A.K.A. The Heartbeat, Insurance capital of the world (even though a lot left/insurance started in Hartford) 19th most dangerous city in US. As of 8/1/11 more murders happened here than in New Haven which can boost the city towards most dangerous...Hartford has the worst public school system in Connecticut, but has tallest buildings in CT. Has the XL Center downtown where it hosts many events. Has a very nice downtown but bad neighborhoods (very). The people who work in downtown live in the surrounding towns. Very dangerous when it gets dark, you will get popped, jumped and or stabbed especially in North Hartford. The city has a huge island population that mainly lives in the northern section of the city. It is kind-of divided, you have the Puerto Ricans in one area and the Jamaicans in the other, and they represent their homeland by wearing their country/territory colors. But the whole city is bad, but on the bright side it has a good amount of colleges
Hartford, Connecticut
by InCTB August 1, 2011
This degrading sexual act was first done in the area of Hartford CT, it has been used many times both as a sex act and a way to end a relationship. It was created by a large group of men from Hartford while on a fishing trip in upstate New York and upon their return to CT several members used it for both purposes. It is when a man shits in their hand or picks up a piece of shit and then throws it in the face of a woman
During the heat of passion Todd gave Conis a Hartford Handgranade and she loved it."" After Jay caught his woman cheating on him, he surprised her at the door with a Hartford Handgranade!
by TheZman August 18, 2010
Not going to lie the only hot ppl here are stoners. They r bestfriends. You all know the exact two ppl I’m talking about and if u don’t then obviously you don’t go to hartford. Everyone else is bleh and most of the girls are pretty but some are ugly as balls. Also all the seniors here just start drama and then play the victim like just shut up omfg. Anyways if u don’t like Stewart’s or wanna go to Johnson’s cabin grill, then i guess you got to go to granville to get food bud .
by ilovehotguys!7 February 15, 2022
Ok lets go:
1) the realest city in the whold muthafuckin world: Hartford, CT
2) all yall haters who stay trashing talkin ct come down to Hartford, New Britain, New Haven or sumthing nd say tht shidd i bet u will get a cap in ur ass
3) many people be sayin o ct ppl is all snobbish; fuck off cuz not everybody is like tht, dont get me wrong there is some snobbish bishes in ct
4)you know ur in hartford when theres a cornerstore on everycorner
5)ok so i was on this site nd i read all this shid bout ct being the richest nd wat not :D tht good; but then some stanky asz hoe was like we dont donate to charities nd shid; who ever said tht need to sit down nd shut the hell up
6)true fact: ct may have some of the richest ppl in it but guess wat we alsso have some of the poorest
7) BASKETBALL NATION: WHOOOOOO GO UCONN MEN ND WOMEN
8) hartford is like napolian: small but strong soooooo........ watch out bitches
9) WE SOME BADD BISHES
1) the realest city in the whold muthafuckin world: Hartford, CT
2) all yall haters who stay trashing talkin ct come down to Hartford, New Britain, New Haven or sumthing nd say tht shidd i bet u will get a cap in ur ass
3) many people be sayin o ct ppl is all snobbish; fuck off cuz not everybody is like tht, dont get me wrong there is some snobbish bishes in ct
4)you know ur in hartford when theres a cornerstore on everycorner
5)ok so i was on this site nd i read all this shid bout ct being the richest nd wat not :D tht good; but then some stanky asz hoe was like we dont donate to charities nd shid; who ever said tht need to sit down nd shut the hell up
6)true fact: ct may have some of the richest ppl in it but guess wat we alsso have some of the poorest
7) BASKETBALL NATION: WHOOOOOO GO UCONN MEN ND WOMEN
8) hartford is like napolian: small but strong soooooo........ watch out bitches
9) WE SOME BADD BISHES
boquisha: gurll u heard them bishes talkin bout Hartford ct last time
trenicia: mhmm, i punched a bitch for sayin shit like tht aint nobody bout to say tht shid while im rite here
trenicia: mhmm, i punched a bitch for sayin shit like tht aint nobody bout to say tht shid while im rite here
by BaD_bItCh_Of~~~Ct October 5, 2011
A joke of a school. The cost of attendance is far overpriced for this glorified high school. There is no regard for student actions so half of campus is like the wild west with alcohol and drugs. Academic programs have minimal employer intrigue as well as the non existing university prestige. Campus is a pile of bricks with no landmark features other than a river that will hopefully one day wash us all away. The only people who have heard about this school are the ones who mistake you for saying you attend "Harvard." Athletics is shockingly not a D2 or D3 program with the greater majority of sports having historical losing records. Everyone's inflated egos make social life difficult as all cliques think they are the greatest thing in CT. If you like a crappy hotel for $40,000 a semester, keystone, and Juul's by all means send an application in, you'll get in they approve nearly everyone.
University of Hartford
"Where do you go to school again"
-"Oh I go to Hartford"
"Harvard?! That amazing is it hard"
-"Ohh umm I go to Hartford, Conn....capital city?"
"Ohhh im sorry"
"Where do you go to school again"
-"Oh I go to Hartford"
"Harvard?! That amazing is it hard"
-"Ohh umm I go to Hartford, Conn....capital city?"
"Ohhh im sorry"
by alrightkelly October 4, 2019