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Hartford ct

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1) the realest city in the whold muthafuckin world: Hartford, CT
2) all yall haters who stay trashing talkin ct come down to Hartford, New Britain, New Haven or sumthing nd say tht shidd i bet u will get a cap in ur ass
3) many people be sayin o ct ppl is all snobbish; fuck off cuz not everybody is like tht, dont get me wrong there is some snobbish bishes in ct

4)you know ur in hartford when theres a cornerstore on everycorner
5)ok so i was on this site nd i read all this shid bout ct being the richest nd wat not :D tht good; but then some stanky asz hoe was like we dont donate to charities nd shid; who ever said tht need to sit down nd shut the hell up
6)true fact: ct may have some of the richest ppl in it but guess wat we alsso have some of the poorest
7) BASKETBALL NATION: WHOOOOOO GO UCONN MEN ND WOMEN
8) hartford is like napolian: small but strong soooooo........ watch out bitches
9) WE SOME BADD BISHES
boquisha: gurll u heard them bishes talkin bout Hartford ct last time

trenicia: mhmm, i punched a bitch for sayin shit like tht aint nobody bout to say tht shid while im rite here
by BaD_bItCh_Of~~~Ct October 5, 2011
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Hartford Steam Boiler

A warm poo taken outdoors during those harsh Connecticut winters which continues to steam for more than 60 seconds after being dropped. Not to be confused with its much less volatile cousin, The Hartford Steamer, which stops steaming in less than a minute. Also known as the Hartford Boiler or Haaatfud Boilah as the locals say.
One construction worker to another: "Hey Eddie. Did you see that Hartford Steam Boiler Joey dropped in the port-a-jon? He was in there more than 5 minutes ago and that bastard's still steaming"
by Efraim Santiago December 30, 2007
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hartford il

A large town of hicks which grew up back in the woods that chew Tabacco, go mudding and wreck they're golf carts while wasted into full trash cans and send it through a large puddle. also the teenagers there get plowed by thier cousins and wind up having babies at an early age and most of them went to EAWR high school
Hartford il is a town which you pretty much can do whatever you want because nobody really cares what you do.
by Redneck lead slinger June 5, 2017
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West Hartford

An eclectic town within Greater Hartford lined with million dollar mansions in the Mountain Road area and more marginal housing in the Elmwood area.

Good public and private schooling, many kids graduate and become lawyers and doctors while many others opt for more non-traditional artistic careers.

West Hartford center has excellent dining and nightlife options, though people who prefer dive bars or seedy night clubs may find themselves disappointed.

I'VE LIVED IN GREENWICH, and I can honestly say that West Hartford is a better place to live. First of all, most people who live in Greenwich, or anywhere in Fairfield county, pay upwards of 500K for a house that looks like an old shanty w/ a tiny yard. That doesn't stop those people from feeling like they are amongst the upper crust of society...inherited money can have that affect on some people, I suppose. Also, unlike Greenwich, there is a lot of diversity in West Hartford, it's not just white kids w/ large adam's apples, lobster embroidered shorts, and a displaced sense of entitlement.

Overall, it's a town similar to most places, there are good and bad people, it just comes down to what you make of it. People who find themselves on the receiving end of social rejections will define the townspeople negatively, so take it with a grain of salt.
WEST HARTFORD RESIDENT: Why were you bragging about living in Fairfield County when your house looks like a dumpster with windows?

FAIRFIELD COUNTY RESIDENT: I don't know, brosky, my family inherited money so we feel classy.
by big mike carcetti February 28, 2013
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East Hartford

City located just east of Hartford, Ct, on the other side of the Connecituct river. The city is currently undergoing white flight, as an influx of Hartford migrants come in. East Hartford had one of the highest increases of blacks/puertoricans between 1990 and 2000 in the state of CT, and it had the HIGHEST increase in poverty. East Hartford Highschool is the most diverse highschool in the state. Crime as a whole is still relatively low (compared to Hartford), but crime is gradually increasing. Notable seady areas include: Most of Burnside Avenue/Tolland Street, Park Avenue/Columbus Circle, Hockanum, Maybery Village, Silver Lane, and Brewer Street.
by baconbeat January 9, 2007
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The Hartford Whaler

The Hartford Whaler begins in a sexual position where a female is stripped naked with her hands behind her back, flopping around like a fish on the deck of a boat. The male stands behind her with an erection trying to stick a hole like a harpoon, while screaming AHOY!
My girl wanted a beach fantasy so I tied her hands behind her back and did The Hartford Whaler
by Spillaneyourlegs October 16, 2021
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New Hartford

A suburb to Utica in Central New York. It is typically stereotyped as an overly wealthy area. In fact, the people there are not as wealthy as people believe. Majority are average, middle class people. Students from other schools in the area consider New Hartford students to be snobs, jerks, and preps. The New Hartford area is a great area academically. The students are typically very bright. Worldwide recognition for their great AP (advanced placement) courses. They also have a phenomenal music and theater program. The area is also quite beautiful. Yes, there are the usual “ghetto” wannabes in the area, but mass numbers are not. All things considered, New Hartford is a descent area and is a good place to raise a family. Although many stereotypes ensue due to living in the area, there are no real issues there.
Hey did you you hear that we are going to be playing those New Hartford snobs in football tonight?

Yeah, but they really aren't that bad..

Are you kidding? They are loaded there!

No, they really aren't.
by Luminosityxxx April 4, 2009
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