Harte Hanks

See also Hell

by Anonymous January 27, 2003

Hortense

The most beautiful I've ever seen in my entire fuckin' life!
It's totally the kind of girl you fall in love with in a sec'

Charles : Goddam, I met a Hortense yesterday and I think I'm already fallin' for her

by Nutcracker212 October 21, 2010

dick harden

When your dick hardens
this means it gets very hard

hi my dick harden is hurting my pubic hair

by dickharden2.4 May 4, 2018

Hartel

A goofy looking oddity of the meerkat species, commonly found in Holliston Massachusetts. A Hartel is easily distinguishable by its brightly colored happiness tattoo, loud obnoxious whooping sound and incredibly small anatomy.

Hey will someone get that hose clamp away from that hartel before it gets burried on meerkat manner.

by HAPINESS January 6, 2009

Harpenden

the most amazing place you will ever go to in hertfordshire, england.

"wow i love this place, it must be harpenden!"

by ejcc8787 March 8, 2009

hasten your pace

to effectively increase one's speed in order not to remain stagnant or in fact go back in time.

hasten your pace and have a froff!!

why are you so unhasty?
your pace hastening skills are dismal
if you don't hasten your pace immidately you will get a kick in the teeth
you pace is so unhastened that a sloth would overtake you

by Mac-ingston October 12, 2010

hartnett

One who lurks in the corner waiting to steal one's nuts. Typically, found with a computer and a pack of smokes on him.

Hey, where did my nuts go?? There must be a Hartnett near by!

by Cat-_-Man June 8, 2017