Harvard-Boner

The effect that hearing that a person is from a prestigious school, such as Harvard. Because of this, they often receive special treatment, foot massages, or smoked salmon.

A person under the influence of this effect is said to have a Harv-on.

They won the whole tournament? Judges must have had quite the Harvard-Boner...

by Cryken January 21, 2011

harvard

See "Grade Inflation" Grade Inflation

"Dude, you got an A, too?"

"Yeah, duh, we go to Hahvahd!"

by yale February 9, 2005

Harvard

A well-known mental health facility located in Cambridge, Massachusetts.

Harvard -- Where only 10% of residents seriously consider suicide a year!

by Treize K April 25, 2009

harpurhey shuffle

A special and secret fight technique that originates from an inner-city area of Manchester, in North West England, called Harpurhey; which is located approximately three miles north east of Manchester city centre. The technique is greatly feared and just the mere mention of possessing Harpurhey shuffle knowledge, as a combat skill is enough to make opponents turn and run. Although the technique is a closely guarded secret, rumour suggest that it involves shuffles across the path of an appointment, making sure he/she takes small, quick steps to stay in contact with the ground, this enables them to change direction quickly and at will. The foot work is combined with a windmill type arm manoeuvre which has been described as too fast to explain.

Man 1# See that lad over there, he’s been saying you’re a nut job
Man 2# Oi, shit head, have you been putting it around that I’m barmy…
Man 1# Watch out our kid, he might look small but I heard that bloke is from Harpurhey and knows the Harpurhey shuffle
Man 2# Oh shit
Man 1# He’s coming over
Man 2# leg it!!

by MishLoz November 7, 2012

alan harper

In reference to Jon Cryer's character in Two and a Half Men. The act of going to extreme lengths to be cheap and get out of paying for things.

"Frank, that cheap bastard, didn't want to split dinner so he left his wallet in the car!"
"He Alan Harpered you?!"
"Big time, buddy. I had to pick up his tab."

by Spinache903 July 22, 2017

Chris Harper Mercer

A based robot who killed 9 normalfags after brining the beta uprising meme into reality.

Some of you guys are alright don't go to school tomorrow if you are in the northwest.

Chris Harper Mercer was based.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh December 14, 2022

Harvard of the west

Chico state the biggest party school, is HARVARD OF THE WEST. Issa joke.

I go to school at Harvard of the west.

by Brataliee April 30, 2020