Harvard on the Mon

Is another name for Cal U. Mon refers to the Monongahela River that is right next to the University. There’s not much to do at Harvard on the Mon but you can always count on the train going by when you’re in a rush and on your way in or out of the River Lot.

“So I keep hearing students call this place ‘Harvard on the Mon’ what does that even mean?” “I have no fucking clue man.”

by iswearimgonnafightthattrain April 19, 2019

Harvard University

A cesspool of arrogant snobs who will one day own a disproportionate amount of America's wealth.

Fuck going to an Ivy League school such as Harvard University. If you are intellectually curious, you should be able to acquire just as much knowledge for free at your local library.

by megh323 April 18, 2010

Harvard University

A university for the smart? No entirely wrong. A university for white people who have a lot of money and a lot of connections. OR a university for native americans. If you're a native american, come on in. we need to fill our quota.

Harvard University is a haven for Native Americans,rich crackers, elitist bastards,and minorities.

by John Choon October 1, 2006

Harvard

If you looked this up, its obviously not on your list of college applications.

Fellow Employee: "So hey where'd you graduate from?"

Bob: (arrogant, slightly pompous tone) Harvard.

Fellow Employee: "Woaah...(awed silence)''

by Pooperscooper! November 4, 2009

Harvard University

A school in which the graduates will be your future bosses. Everyone hates them out of sheer jealousy, even though people say they hate it, if offered a spot theyd be total assholes and accept like a true hypocrite.

My boss went to Harvard University.

I hate Harvard.

by U Jelly BITCH September 30, 2011

Harvard on the hill

A nickname given to many community colleges in order to give students the sense that they are attending an institution comparable to Harvard in quality.

Many people believe that their college is uniquely nicknamed "Harvard on the hill", when in fact it is common of many community colleges.

Jeff: Where are you going to college?
Andy: Harvard on the hill!
Jeff: Woah congratulations, you're going to ABC Community College?
Andy: No? I'm going to XYZ Community College..
Jeff: Hm...

by PrimalHike February 28, 2015

harvard

Princeton's nerdy, unathletic brother.

I was going to go to Princeton, but i'm fat and I'd rather not have fun in college, so I'll go to Harvard.

by J. March 18, 2005