Bingley Handshake

A good old fashioned wank into an abandoned sock or glove

Bingley Handshake

by Greg_the_Smeg February 14, 2019

Nervous Flyer Handshake

When the person on the flight is apprehensive to fly so you help them relax. Typically by manual sexual stimulation.

Woman in the seat next to me was worried about flying. Let her give me a nervous flyer handshake to calm her down. Not sure about her but I need a smoke.

by HomerJ71 October 29, 2019

Worldwide Handsome

A title belonging to only one man in this world. A normal homosapien like you, unless you are Kim Seok Jin, will never be able to claim this title. Criteria includes: out-of-this-world confidence; broad shoulders (specifically 60 cm); must make dad jokes (what colour are burgers? Burger-ndy.); possess an angelic voice; a great dancer; Korean; oldest member of Behind The Scene (but is the secret maknae).

Win. Lose. I don't care because I have this face at the end of the day, so who's the real winner here? - Mr Worldwide handsome

You, handsome. But me? More handsome.

I'm worldwide handsome.

by Smolmochi October 7, 2017

Dante with both hands

When you hold an erect penis with one hand and "bop" it with the other hand.

"But Ms. Millnitch, Lucas is giving a dante with both hands in the bathroom!"

by StephBae March 10, 2017

worldwide handsome

Worldwide handsome is Kim Seokjin from Korean boy group BTS. He has said this before on interviews during the BBMAS and after BTS had won for top social artist.

SJ: I am...worldwide handsome

by Jiminie_mochi1013 June 12, 2017

Handshakes with Snakes

Verb: (ˈhan(d)ˌSHāk/,wiTH/snāk-S/) Orig: Victorian England c. 1535(AD)
Slang verbiage, historically meaning "clandestine hand-jobs with strangers".

Modernly, it is used in conjunction with, or to replace the verb "fap" or "fapping" in groups(strangers or otherwise).

Ed liked handshakes with snakes, at the park, on sunny afternoons.

Allen and his friends had a handshakes with snakes session, all afternoon.

by FaeSkrinkles42 May 18, 2016

diamond hands

Fortitude in continuing to hold an extremely risky financial position. This fortitude may take the form of either refusing to sell a badly losing position (waiting for it to recover while risking even larger losses), or refusing to sell a highly profitable position (waiting for even greater gains while risking the loss of earlier gains).

I sold my bitcoins when they went from $250 to $2500, but my brother has diamond hands, he held his bitcoins until they hit $10k.

by ruapirate March 14, 2020