brown hannibal

a cigar made out of pooh. Used by fecal fiends as a toy at shit eating parties. Probably

...and there she was, on her arse, propped up against the wall, completely naked and covered in shit with a brown hannibal hanging out of her mouth...

by NUked Bug September 11, 2003

Hannibal Lecture

When either a coworker, or someone at the bar tries to get at you, summing you up by using cut rate psychology tactics, learned from that one semester at JC.

Every time I see Chad, he starts telling me what my problems are. Save the Hannibal Lecture, man, I'm just trying to get by.

by michelote April 29, 2019

Who killed Hannibal?

Refers to the skit on episode 6, season 2 of the Eric Andre Show where Eric Andre shoots Hannibal Buress and then asks “Who killed Hannibal?”

Used to indicate when a person or group wonders why something happened or why someone would do something when they are the one’s at fault for causing it.

Person A is shitty to their girlfriend and she leaves him.
Person A: Why would she do this?
Person B: Well, who killed Hannibal?

by Arrrrg, Zombies! December 28, 2022

Hannibal Lecter

when you shoot ropes of man milk over one's mouth in a fashion so that it resembles the mask worn by dr. hannibal lecter. a minimum of 3 "ropes" are required to be a true hannibal lecter, in keeping with the style of the traditional mask adorned by the aforementioned.

I gave her a few squirts and before she knew it, she was rockin the Hannibal Lecter. then i ate her liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti..

Sgt. Spermalot: everything was going great but the way she was gobbling my dick up, i thought..
Major Cummage: Cannibal??
Sgt. Spermalot: needless to say i gave her the Hannibal Lecter treatment

by 123mcnasty March 28, 2009

hannibalesbian

A lesbian who enjoys eating raw flesh, primarily chewing on labia.

Damn, yo! Check out the DSLs on that hannibalesbian!

by George Pooney April 1, 2008

Hannibal, Mo

A town that is drug filled. People get so bored that they turn to drugs. Tons of meth and heroin addicts, and a joke of a rehab. Nothing to do for kids or young adults.

"Lets go to Hannibal, Mo to hang out!...said no one ever"

by Littlebunnyfoofoo93 January 15, 2018

HannibalLecter

Good Chef, also a chad. You can ask him to cook your friends and also make a salad.
He can't read minds but he can read your ass :)
example: -You have something on your buttie.

- What is it?

- My gaze baby ;'

HannibalLecter will eat your pinky pie if you don't behave like a gentleman

by Stickofjoy March 11, 2020