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handosexual

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someone who has the sole intention of mating with their own hand. Should not be confused with an asexual organism, which does have the intention of procreating.
Billy is a handosexual, don't you know.
by the_natsci May 31, 2005
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(1) A person who pretends to be mentally retarded, developmentally delayed, or physically disabled to warrant sympathy and attract someone of the opposite sex.

(2) Pretending to have a disability either mental or physical to attract someone in the fetish crowd who finds the disabled such as amputees, wheelchair bound, or developmentally delayed sexually exciting.

(3) Drawing attention to or feigning a disability to seem alluring or attractive to a potential sexual partner.
Because Jeremy was too lazy to be on top during sexual intercourse, he borrowed a wheelchair and donned his "handisexual" gear to go clubbing.

Naomi found men who were physically helpless quite attractive. This brought out her handisexual tendancies.
by Jeremy Plante August 27, 2005
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HoNOsexual

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a 'HoNOsexual'
A word that is used to describe two men who are gay for each other in a jokingly way.
So instead, they use the term 'HoNOsexual' as in 'Oh it's not sexual'
Tom: Brian and I are HoNOsexuals.

Brian: Yes, indeed.

Then they proceed to have sex, but it is not gay. Because they claim to be 'HoNOsexuals'.
by NiNoNII May 25, 2019
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HagSexual

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Young men who are into older women. Usually with a age gap of 20 and up.
Did you hear how little jimmy has a thing for Ms.Jennings from down the street? I think he’s a hagsexual
by Grold18 August 2, 2019
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Banksexual

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Sexually attracted to getting money and being rich
Random 1: Are you bisexual?
Random 2: No I’m banksexual I’m attracted to getting money no pussy or dick required unless they paying.
by Voodoobitch August 17, 2020
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haesexual

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only being attracted to haechan from nct
someone: do you like me?
you: sorry no I’m haesexual
by suzythesimp December 19, 2020
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A person that is only attracted to Killian Jones also known as hook. In the show once upon a time.
Maddy identifies as a strictly Hooksexual.
by Daddy Hooksexual January 4, 2021
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