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Three Handled Whirly Bird

Sex involving a man and a woman on an active Twilt-O-Whirl. As the male participant pounds the female participant's clam sandwich(vagina), he performs the chicken dance.
Girl, that carnival folk really gave me an insane Three Handled Whirly Bird
by chris stratler April 26, 2008
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Hanked

Being Small, getting close lined or the act of being replaced on a daily basis.
Dude that kid just got hanked. Or, I don't want to get hanked it gives me a bad reputation.
by iTerminate March 22, 2009
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Hankle

An extra bone on the back of your heel and ankle. Hence the name hankle (heel+ankle)
A birth deformity, that I, the writer of this definition have. Basically an added part/bone to your heel, near your ankle.
"Woah! Have you seen Grace's hankle?"
"Yeah! It looked weird."
by GracefulTacos April 12, 2016
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man handled

a saying used to describe a person who fuks them self up real bad mentally and physically.
"did you see jesse fall off that bridge"
"yeh, he got man handled"
by george tony February 21, 2005
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[jan handled]

The act of getting your ass kicked by Jan
Yo, the bout's score was 5-1, she totally jan handled that girl!
by AB12345 January 18, 2009
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Moss-Covered Three-Handled Family Credenza

Slang term for hepatitis. The number of handles indicates the placement of the letter in the alphabet, one-handled for hep A, two-handled for hep B and three-handled for hep C. Term can be traced back to 1910s Detroit. Gained popularity within the Roaring Twenties jazz scene, then again among GI's in the second world war. A third surge in popularity during the sex-positive Vietnam years lead to it's controversial usage in Depatie-Freleng's 1972 adaptation of Dr Seuss's literary classic, The Cat in The Hat. A similar, more blunt reference to hepatitis made it's appearance in the Mike Meyers film based on the story 30 years later, likely channeling the animated adaptation.
When the Cat in the Hat was referring to his Moss-Covered Three-Handled Family Credenza, he was indeed talking about hepititis C.
by Meatpatty8675309 March 14, 2019
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HANKED

hank /hei-nk/ verb + double applicative/ noun

(Hanks, Hanking, Hanked, to pull a Hank, to Hank it,

to Hank the sh*t out of it, Hank, Hankee)

1) Being engaged in a situation wherein the “Hank-er” attempts to conserve/save/ not spend as much

currency as humanly possible.
a. In a situation wherein one is “Hanked” the Hank-ee is usually denied some sort of funding.
-That guy totally Hanked the waitress.

-Oh I’m gonna Hank this salesman.

-I’m Hanking it up this Vacation

2. To request complimentary gifts or ‘swag’ from one‘s offspring usually labeled with the place of her

employment.

-I totally got Hanked at Easter this year, I had to bring home extra stuff on Memorial day for everyone else to make up for it.

3.To hydrate oneself with an alcohlic beverage (usually Rum or Scotch) while being driven less than

a half-mile.

-I’m gonna Hank the sh*t out of this ride to Denise and Craig’s house. Pass the Scotch!

4.To refuse to do a job asked of one at one’s place of employment with little to no regard for consequences.

-My assistant totally Hanked me! I asked her to get sandwiches for the meeting and she just stared

at me and said “yeah... I’m not gonna do that.”

5. To decorate with animals one has killed and to flaunt said animal decorations to certain vegan houseguests.

- My dad totally Hanked it when Lisa came over. She screamed when she woke up next to Boo Boo bear.
6. To ask the same question several different times, worded differently, expecting different results.
-“Do you want to watch the hunting channel?” “No.”
-“Do YOU want to watch channel 76?” “No!”
-“Want to watch something fun?”

*“Stop Hanking me already!”

7.To make sure to maximize to the fullest degree any deals/coupons/discounted offers.

-We took our dad to an all you can eat seafood restaraunt and came back 4 hours later and he was still Hanking it up!

8.To ask someone else to accomplish a task which is perfectly within one’s own capabilities.

- “Pam! Can you get the remote?” “I’m upstairs! and you are two feet from it: Quit Hankin’ me!”

9.To eat or drink while walking- as though it were a common pastime, for instance, on vacation.

“I love Navy Pier, I can drink beer, eat nuts and walk all at the same time! I’m Hanking it up today!”

10. To critically read all text as if one were a human spell checker, and demand all errors be corrected

-“He really hanked his own birthday gift, making his daughter correct a typo on her gift and re-print it!”

11.To take a job in a foreign country even though you hate everything that’s not American for the safety and

happiness of your daughter. To make sacrifices for the well-being of your family even at the cost of

your own happiness. To be a good dad and grandpa!
by femmenextdoor February 12, 2010
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