Haziel Llanes

The most perfect in every form god like human Being with immortal qualities and divine energy

“Did u meet Haziel Llanes ”.

“Yes he’s perfect and is god”

by Ernest people .com🤮♾ February 25, 2021

Cool Story Hansel

Originally inspired by the movie Zoolander, this sarcastic phrase is used to respond to a story that lacks substance, or a story perceived to have no message.

The only way to redeem one's self after having been on the receiving end of this remark is to sarcastically reply "Thanks Olaf"

"... and it turns out that after I talked to her, she didn't actually know my friend."

"Cool Story Hansel!"

"Thanks, Olaf!"

by Branman515 May 4, 2007

Howie Handel

The art of masturbating using hand sanitizer. Named after the famous Howie Mandel. Who is a known Germaphobe.

This girl was scared of germs, so I let her give me a Howie Handel.

by Protein Face March 12, 2011

Haxielis

Haxielis is a girl who will absolutely play with your feelings, basketballs, and roller skates. You think she is awesome cool until you get on her bad side. She will rip your heart out dribble on it, then roll over it with her skates.

Omg look at that girl who is playing with her feelings, she must be a Haxielis

Wow you can skate, play basketball, AND date A LOT of people, (at once) you must be a Haxielis.

by Scannedbyu December 29, 2018

Hannelore

Sassy but sophisticated. Loves to make inside jokes and laugh. Don't ask them about cats cause they'll just meow back.

Did you see Hannelore today?

by TrickerTricks March 16, 2021

Fucky Handel

Treating a person with no self-worth.

I dont deal with anybody tring to fucky handel me. The game is to be played not taught.

by roll tide505 June 2, 2018

Handel

A male friend who is extremely intelligent and funny. They usually plan to do something to better the world. Liked by many, usually very attractive, & always the life of the party.

Sometimes used for one who accomplishes an awesome feat.

Often confused with Hansel.

Dude, you just pulled a Handel!

by topgun1 February 3, 2010