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First coined before the existence of cellphones as a synonym for "jack-of-all-trades", this slang term is now repurposed to mean people who spends a lot of time on their cellphones — as "handy" is the German slang term for cellphones.
Back in the day, he was a true handyman, fixing everything around the house; now he just spends all day scrolling through his phone—guess the meaning has changed!
handyman by Emotional Cruiser December 1, 2025

backdoor handyman 

were you receive a hand job from a person that is anal fisting a woman, while you are having vaginal intercourse with same woman.
these two degenerates love giving a backdoor handyman if you got the scratch ... or is that itch.

YouTube handyman 

Someone that doesn’t like asking for help from professionals. A 10 minute YouTube video is more than enough for this individual to tackle any task at hand
No trade certificate here buddy. I’m certified as a YouTube handyman.
YouTube handyman by anonymous June 26, 2023

The Spanish Handy Man

When two man use loose testicle skin and a dildo to insert each others testicle skin into one and another's asshole
I put Tudo on his shoulders and neck pointing his lower half straight in the air were his legs are spread were I (Kenny L. Martin the 3rd) pull my loose ball skin over his ass hole like a tent were I take a dildo and push my ball skin into Tudo's booty hole giving him The Spanish Handy Man.... Thank you and enjoy

Scotty the Handy Man 

An amazing, intellegent sword character. His swords will reap anyone on the face of Dereth. One hundred percent worthy of perfection, he masters in the degree of game-showing
Scotty the Handy Man's presence was enough to turn my frown upside down.
Scotty the Handy Man by Fergus June 19, 2004