San Antonio Handlebar

Noun: A long turd placed along the upper lip in such a way as to resemble a handlebar mustache. Usually administered to those who may be considered enemies, this Texas treat could possibly be given to someone you love. However, that's certainly an avenue I'm not willing to explore.

I hate my boss so much I swear I'll give him a San Antonio Handlebar if I ever get fired.

by Freezerbabies August 24, 2008

riding a bike with no handlebars

a child molestor that eats snicker bars while watching children ride bikes.

mr. johnson is riding a bike with no handlebars again. call the cops!

by Greg freezy June 16, 2008

About as much use as a surfboard with handlebars

An object or person who is completely and utterly worthless

- My bloody computer crashed again last night and I couldn't send those important emails

- Yeah, sounds like that thing is about as much use as a surfboard with handlebars

by Brammo September 24, 2006

Handlebar

THE LOVLEY HANLDEBAR, I LOVE LOVE LOVE, TOMMY SHAVE AGAIN. HANDLEBAR 4

Hey dude shave
Ok

*takes picture of him shaving and handlebar 4 comes out*

by HANLDEBARLOVER December 2, 2022

handlebar twist

When you are sucking on a dick and using both hands in a twisting motion

Yeah Steph hit me with that handlebar twist last night

by Alan Shaft August 12, 2024

Ben Handlebars

The guy in the corner of every party that you know doesn’t fit. He looks around at the younger people rubbing his handle bar mustache.

Bro that Ben Handlebars is staring at your son’s ass. We need to get him out of here.

by Poochy boy November 10, 2021

canadian handlebars

When your having sex doggy style but you grab her hair with both hands, seperatly like your holding onto handle bars.

I was fucking her in the ass and grabbed her hair and did the Canadian handlebars.

by O.g.c.anada February 27, 2017