San Antonio Handlebar

Noun: A long turd placed along the upper lip in such a way as to resemble a handlebar mustache. Usually administered to those who may be considered enemies, this Texas treat could possibly be given to someone you love. However, that's certainly an avenue I'm not willing to explore.
I hate my boss so much I swear I'll give him a San Antonio Handlebar if I ever get fired.
by Freezerbabies July 29, 2008
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a child molestor that eats snicker bars while watching children ride bikes.
mr. johnson is riding a bike with no handlebars again. call the cops!
by Greg freezy June 16, 2008
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An object or person who is completely and utterly worthless
- My bloody computer crashed again last night and I couldn't send those important emails

- Yeah, sounds like that thing is about as much use as a surfboard with handlebars
by Brammo September 24, 2006
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Armenian HandleBar

The act of frollocking amist a sandstorm over ones sexual desire. Activities include acheiving climax over sand pleasure.

"corr blimey, had me some Armernian Handlebar last night, proper nice"
"corr blimey, had me some Armenian HandleBar last night, proper nice"
by TooRayYay April 24, 2020
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canadian handlebars

When your having sex doggy style but you grab her hair with both hands, seperatly like your holding onto handle bars.
I was fucking her in the ass and grabbed her hair and did the Canadian handlebars.
by O.g.c.anada February 27, 2017
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Ben Handlebars

The guy in the corner of every party that you know doesn’t fit. He looks around at the younger people rubbing his handle bar mustache.
Bro that Ben Handlebars is staring at your son’s ass. We need to get him out of here.
by Poochy boy November 11, 2021
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Handlebarred

When a gentleman is forcefully removed from a bar or nightclub because he has a grotesque and tacky mustache.

This phrase works on many levels: "Handlebar" refers to the gentleman's handlebar mustache. The word "bar" in the phrase indicated that he is hoping to obtain entry into a bar or nightclub. Finally, the word "barred" also refers to his expulsion or being barred from said establishment.
Gentleman 1: How come they kicked us out of that club? Was it my jacket?
Gentleman 2: No, it was your ridiculous 80's 'stache. Man, you got HANDLEBARRED.
by EvanMoody May 02, 2009
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