Noun: A long turd placed along the upper lip in such a way as to resemble a handlebar mustache. Usually administered to those who may be considered enemies, this Texas treat could possibly be given to someone you love. However, that's certainly an avenue I'm not willing to explore.
by Freezerbabies July 29, 2008
mr. johnson is riding a bike with no handlebars again. call the cops!
by Greg freezy June 16, 2008
- My bloody computer crashed again last night and I couldn't send those important emails
- Yeah, sounds like that thing is about as much use as a surfboard with handlebars
- Yeah, sounds like that thing is about as much use as a surfboard with handlebars
by Brammo September 24, 2006
The act of frollocking amist a sandstorm over ones sexual desire. Activities include acheiving climax over sand pleasure.
"corr blimey, had me some Armernian Handlebar last night, proper nice"
"corr blimey, had me some Armernian Handlebar last night, proper nice"
by TooRayYay April 24, 2020
When your having sex doggy style but you grab her hair with both hands, seperatly like your holding onto handle bars.
by O.g.c.anada February 27, 2017
by Alan Shaft August 13, 2024
The action of grabbing hold of ones ears, and forcing their head into their crotch. This forms a position that is supposed to resemble bike handlebars.
by Dicoto February 04, 2016