1. "Ugh... I hate giving my boyfriend handjobs. They're tedious, they take forever, and I never know what to do with the rest of my body during it. It just feels so... obligatory..."
2. "Ugh... I hate it when my girlfriend gives me handjobs. She does them terribly, she seems bored, and frankly... I can do that myself."
2. "Ugh... I hate it when my girlfriend gives me handjobs. She does them terribly, she seems bored, and frankly... I can do that myself."
by someguywithajob September 09, 2011
When a person, preferably a female, rubs a man's dick until he cums.
What us middle schoolers did because we couldn't give blowjobs yet.
What us middle schoolers did because we couldn't give blowjobs yet.
Mindy gave Tom The Look and started to undo his pants. She gripped his shaft and balls, slowly dragging them out of his boxers and proceeded to give him the best handjob of his life.
Sara reached over Ashley and started massaging Kean's dick with her hands right underneath the bus driver's nose.
Sara reached over Ashley and started massaging Kean's dick with her hands right underneath the bus driver's nose.
by Sexy Stripper Queen March 15, 2017
by hj.fan March 23, 2005
The bizarre series of hand gestures that many of our less effective politicians have been trained to perform, in order to distract attention from the vacuity of what they are actually saying.
Sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference between David Cameron handjobbing and an ambidextrous koala doing karate.
by The Font May 18, 2013
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