handicrapped

Adj - Having bowel issues so severe that they interfere with your normal life functions at the moment.

"I want to go out with my friends tonight, but I can't leave the toilet because I'm having severe diarrhea. I'm officially handicrapped.

by PSAforhandicrappedpeople July 2, 2012

handicapper

Smart person that can figure out which horse will win a race.

That guy Dutch is a major handicapper. He makes dough like no one's business.

by Dutch May 3, 2003

handicapped squirrel

Limp black penis

Woah look at that mans Handicapped Squirrel!

by Connor Barth December 2, 2017

handichap

1. A person with a disability.

2. A person that despite their disability are able to do usefull and handy things for others .

Hey bro you can't park there it's handichap parking only.

by velvet cave August 19, 2009

handicapable

Someone who is crippled or handicapped but takes offense at those terms and prefers "handicapable."

Adam tore his Achilles tendon and can't walk, but thinks he can. He says he's not handicapped, he claims to be handicapable.

by Anti AMac December 11, 2007

handicap

Sometimes used to specify certain parking places....although 95 percent of those with handicap placards aren't truly handicapped. Just fat and lazy.

Mommy there's a handicap spot right there! I can ride my wheelchair right into the store! Sorry little Suzie, but that fat nigger with 6 kids needs it more than we do.

by Hooper January 24, 2004

handicap

Used to insult someone who acts like a retard. Can be used in place of moron, idiot, or retard.

Joe crashed his bike like a handicap.

by Kaiyo July 22, 2003