hammock back

When the pattern of a hammock is indented into your back.

I passed out on the hammock for 12 hours and had a bad case of hammock back when I awoke.

by Mitch G. August 15, 2006

Albert Hammond Jr.

Albert Hammond Jr is one of the two guitarists of the Strokes, basically the best band on earth. he plays a fender stratocaster and dresses in a fine suit most of time, and when not in a suit, he is still dressed very nicely. he and the rest of the Strokes, Nikolai Fraiture, Nick Valensi, Fab Moretti, and Julian Casablancas, rule the world. Albert has a gigantic afro now and he is an amazing showman on stage. Always looks like he is high, too. He poses as it it most pictures

Albert Hammond Jr. owns.

by Rhodesie June 29, 2006

HAMMOND!

Hammond!
/Hemmund/!
Word said by Jeremy Clarckson when Hamster Fucks up.

HAMMOND! You bloody idiot!

by HAMMONDYOUBLOODYIDIOT October 17, 2019

Richard Hammond

The presenter on The Grand Tour and formerly Top Gear who is known for his short temper and height, love of American cars and uncanny ability to crash cars frequently while still staying alive.

The laws of physics never compromise. Except for with Keith Richards and Richard Hammond.

by Hot.rodz March 2, 2019

Hammaconda Effect

When a male's junk is highlighted by his pants, either purposely or without intention. It often happens when a dude is particularly well endowed and/or is wearing a slimmer cut pant that accentuates the crotchal region. Similar to a pants tent but not an illusion and not necessarily indicative of excitement.

Lance was an average dude but his new jeans had a Hammaconda Effect, making him look particularly well endowed.

by Zstreich April 3, 2013

Salty Hammock

A tricky sex act whereby a blow job receiver, after copping a saltyload of man love, and prior to swallowing, withdraws the member slowly from their mouth creating a white hanging stream of 'nut goo' between the bottom lip and the 'eye of the storm' resembling a hammock. Those with additional prowess, and controlled suction, can perform the 'retractable hammock' which involved sucking in the spanned length of the hammock at such a speed that it doesn't hit the chin, almost an impossibility.

"Dude you're such a fag, you love giving a salty hammock"

"holy shit man, I met this chick last night and she totally gave me a salty hammock...."

by Tibby McAwesome August 29, 2012

virginia hammock

When you are lying on a hammock receiving a succulent BJ and discover that your wife of 10 years is actually your fraternal twin.

I knew I was in a Virginia hammock when my wife started talking about her parents and they were also my parents.

by Blue Balls Battalion June 9, 2014