Hameedah

Hameedah is a beautiful and caring girl! She is also very trustworthy and honest, but can sometimes be very energetic. If you have a Hameedah as a friend, then you're lucky, because she'll never betray you and she'll always be by your side. Get a Hameedah and keep her by your side.

Person 1: "Did you see Hameedah?"
Person 2: "Yeah she was so kind to me! She even borrowed me her pen since I didn't have one"
Person 3: "Bruh that is so Hameedah!"

by HeyShawty_:PPP May 26, 2021

hamenlane

To switch lanes in a car very fast cutting in between other vehicles

Hey Anthony do you want to hamenlane with me it would be fun

by Anthxny! On SoundCloud April 23, 2023

hamsexual

A person so attracted to pork products that they will avoid a long-waited reunion with their old high school buddies, preferring instead to stay home and 'baste' a 'ham.' The Hamsexual is usually so caught up in his pork-related fantasies that he believes them to be an adequate excuse to avoid engaging in regular social activity.

"I can't go out with you guys tonight. I'm basting a ham."
"You're a damn Hamsexual is what you are, Greg."

by Qube February 27, 2005

Hamered

Pronounced Hay-Murd

When you are so drunk that you can't say 'hammered' correctly.

"... I'm So... Figgren... Hamered..."

by RVe April 1, 2007

hames

Irish Slang meaning complete mess.

The plastic surgeon made a hames of me arse

by J Shirley January 5, 2005

Hamergency

Any type of situation where ham is vital and not readily available.

Someone point me in the direction of the nearest Deli! It's a hamergency!

by Hamergency November 15, 2005

Hamer

An uncommon man's name for a unique man. He is often loud in a good way. Passive and care free. He is risky and loves fast cars. His motto is "what's the point in drinking if you aren't gonna get drunk." Hamer is very giving and secretly sensitive.

Wow, Hamer sure has a groovy car.

by Best friends fo life February 3, 2010