ain't no such things as halfway crooks 

the motto of Saudi Arabia

saudi police: I see you just stole a piece of bread, I'm gonna have to cut off your hand for that

thief: That's not fair, it was only a piece of bread!

saudi police: Sorry baby, ain't no such things as halfway crooks *slashes hand off with le epic curved sword*

ain't no such things as halfway crooks by timhoe December 15, 2020

half gay 

A hetero sexual male who enjoys things usually associated with homosexual men. Unlike metrosexuals however, a half gay man is not flaming.

Walter likes Hello Kitty, I swear he's half gay.

half gay by Stevepareidolia May 27, 2005

halfway 

"Halfway" is an Irish-American holiday, short for "Halfway to St. Patrick's Day." It is celebrated annually on September 17. It can also be celebrated as Halfway to Unofficial. It is most often celebrated where there are high concentrations of Irish-Americans, such as Illinois, Ohio, and Minnesota, but Celtic clubs and pubs in other states are continuing the trend by hosting 5k runs, barcrawls, or Irish music concerts.

It's 6 months away
To the most glorious day
The glass isn't half full
It's HALFWAY

halfway by lucyhalfway September 8, 2010

halfway happy 

You're happy to hear a thing, but then you hear that thing is 3 months later, you're happy and at the same time you sad.

You can see that word from Stranger Things's Season 2.

Dad: You're gonna meet with Stranger Things Cast!

Boy: Oh God, I'm so happy !

Dad: But it's 3 months later.

Boy: Halfway happy.

halfway happy by AustraL March 4, 2018

Halfway Dead 

American clothing line by Rob Kardashic. The collection launched in 2019 and almost sold out in a few days

I just saw Kylie Jenner wearing Halfway Dead and it looked so cute.

Halfway Dead by YesBitchImmaChica June 29, 2019

Halfway Home Hoe

Also known as a Foster Girlfriend. A halfway home hoe is a less committed foster girlfriend who is there for the sex, “dates”, and other main hoe duties without ever securing the main hoe spot. Once the person they are talking to find their “Main Hoe” the Halfway Home Hoe is forgotten.

Girl 1: I don’t know Jess, we were so tight and vibing and then it just kind off ended. Now he has a new bitch. I’m confused.

Girl 2: Bitch you were a Halfway Home Hoe. Get used to it

Halfway Home Hoe by ThickBickNick February 3, 2021

Halfway down the toaster 

Halfway down the toaster is when you feel absolutely f*cking cooked or 'toasted'. Australian slang for hungover, depressed, tired, drunk, high, or just feel like shit.

Damo Jnr: "Fuuuuuuck me cunt, I am just halfway down the fucking toaster tonight"
Daxon: "So you don't want to hit up the RSL?"
Damo Jnr: "Fuck off you shitcunt, I just fucking told you I'm halfway down the toaster!"

Halfway down the toaster by (mostly) aussie slang ; June 3, 2022