half-assed euphemism

A poorly phrased or misspoken euphemism for comedic intent, or an unintended Freudian slip.

"Timmy is differently disabled" or "Susan has another bun in the uterus" are half-assed euphemisms.

A half-assed euphemism is a half-assed euphemism for a misspoken euphemism.

by Vizaeryon November 19, 2019

Half-Ass Holiday

January 25th is the day in which we celebrate just how stupid all these new holidays are by making fun of them with Opposite Day.

I can’t believe they actually celebrate this half-ass holiday every year!?

by iNerdia Entertainment November 10, 2018

half-ass handy

The term for 1) being sub-adequate; 2) not finished to completion; 3) unaccomplished

"Morgan paid for a blowjob and got a half-ass handy."

"Kevin did a half-ass handy job of cleaning the car."

by Ihatemyjob666 March 20, 2017

half ass people

People that are irrelevant to the situation or subject.

Tyler and his friends are half ass people to me

by oby1kanobie April 23, 2016

half-ass hustle

Going through all the motions of running, but going the same speed as walking.

That half-ass hustle isn't fooling anyone.

Thanks for letting me cross the street! Here's some half-ass hustle to make you think I care.

by Rehtaeh Eirhtug November 12, 2019

Half ass person

Someone who only gives half effort and expects you to give all effort

He/she is a half ass person in the relationship

by Hickorychip88 May 3, 2020

Half-ass sex

When you stick only the head of your penis in so you dont rip their asshole

Dude i had half-ass sex with a 17 year old girl......and it was in the shower

by FEU December 25, 2007