A frigid jerk who goes on about the size of his dick, when really, he is just trying to cover up the fact he doesn't have one. Stands behind couples trying to kiss making inappropriate sexual comments.
Alice: Oh My God, i hate that dickless jerk. Can't he just piss off?!
Imi: I know, he's definitely a Haysman.
Imi: I know, he's definitely a Haysman.
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noun
1. An Asian person living in Haiti.
2. The common mispronunciation of the word "Asian" by a French-speaking person.
noun
1. An Asian person living in Haiti.
2. The common mispronunciation of the word "Asian" by a French-speaking person.
All of the Haitians, being French-speaking, hear little difference in pronunciation of the words "Haitian" and "Haisian." Thus the difference is in the eye of the beholder -- slanted or rounded.
by George Stuffalottapuss December 18, 2011
Get the Haisian mug.Stiff-armed pose, based on the Heisman Trophy, given to a suitor or potential suitor with the goal of minimizing or avoiding contact.
Sally wanted to hang out and watch Titanic tonight, but I gave her the Heisman so I could hit poker night.
by Frank Frankson March 29, 2005
Get the heisman mug.When a woman is performing fellatio on her knees and just before the man ejaculates he pushes her away in the same manner as the Heisman pose and lets it go in her face.
She was using her teeth too much so next time I'm gonna teach the bitch a lesson and heisman that ho.
by wirg September 13, 2007
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