harambe

A legend that lived at the cincinatti zoo that was the protector and unifier of the world. He was the only one that could stop the war that is coming.

Roses are red, war is near, we would be safe, if harambe was here.

by 1234bobbyyyy September 3, 2016

hairache

Headache caused by the weight of one's hair pulling on the scalp, usually as a result of a ponytail or other updo.

Man, I've got to let my hair down. It's been up all day and I've got a helluva hairache.

by GucciLittlePiggy March 18, 2009

Hairapist

-noun her-uh-pist
"One who provides salon services specifically for the treatment and styling of hair while also providing methods to aid in one's psychological state/s of being."

Not only does my hairapist provide me with great advice for life but I always leave with a wonderful new hair-do, feeling great on the inside and out!

by Southernguy_NYC September 2, 2009

very very haram

what people at fakefield are

jad is very very haram bc he dates people. he has dated so many girls that soon he is gonna run out and start dating men.

by zsexrdctfvgybhujn November 24, 2020

Harambe-cock

The act of forcefully wipping someone's penis out, with the sole purpose of honoring Harambe.

Dude dont Harambe-cock me!

I'm about to go Harambe-cock those mother fuckers

by Auratory August 10, 2016

hairapy

Going to get your hair done as a form of therapy that is especially effective when your hairdresser listens unconditionally and doesn't hand out stupid advice.

girl 1: I'm so depressed over this break up.
girl 2: All you need is some hairapy.

by smart blond February 21, 2008

Harambe Grip

When you put a little pepper on your pillow, so when you push her face in it, she sneezes and that pussy gonna grip you like the fist of Harambe.

1: I tried the Harambe Grip last night. The quickest I've cum in my life
2: Bro, that's hectic! My missus refuses to try it

by One Pump Owen November 9, 2017