hackney

a disgusting part of london full of chavvy roadmen who think theyre cool. just shut up. people can be found all over wearing binbags. fortunately, those idiots are going away.

Diarrhea face: OOOH WAGWAN PIFTIN FAM MY BURGER BE PENGGGGGG THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HACKNEY BE GOOD FOOD
Sane person: Shut the fuck up.

by roadmensuck July 26, 2020

Hackney

A strong Horse used to carry royalty in the 1800's.

That Horse is fit enough to be a hackney

by iatrhb June 24, 2009

Taylor Hackney

Taylor Hackney is a bipolar bitch and can not keep a guy to save her life.

do you know a taylor hackney? yeah shes a whore.

by Sba Highschool Kids May 6, 2018

Hockleyed

Drinking a Steel Reserve 40 oz. and getting really high.
How to say it, "hawk-leed"

"Hell yeah man, I'm really hockleyed!" "You getting hockleyed man?"

by Hockleyedniggaz January 8, 2012

Hackney Downs Syndrome

Condition where someone moves to Hackney, grows stupid facial hair, starts wearing braces and woolly hats and riding a fixie retro bicycle, turns Vegan suddenly and decorates their home with overpriced unwanted furniture and recycled pallets. Even buys a turntable.

Since Colin moved to Dalston, he’s turned into a right wanker. That guys got a serious case of Hackney Downs Syndrome.

by Blah wars September 30, 2018

Hackney Hankie

A discarded tissue covered in excrement; probably by a heroin addict, found on the path in Hackney

“Fed up of having to dodge those Hackney Hankies when I’m out walking”

by GinChugger July 6, 2019

Hackney new school

Hackney new school is the shittest school in Hackney and all the teachers thete are dickheads and 70% of them smoke cigarettes and drink coffe

Her:ay i heard teachers in hackney new school dont brush their teeth

Him: yh they dont they suck dick aswell

by Yhyhtrapz45 December 24, 2020